White City Platform, Bolton fan.

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Shania

SHANIA LOVE YOU BABY.................but im so heartbroken



................im flying over to norway and im going to spend two hours in a hot tub...........................................



then im going top start crying,only factomondo can really cheer me yup now


................HELP FACTO ARE YOU THERE

[Factamondo]

ted ted let me come with you to scandalnavia too be in the jaccuzi with shania.............is she really like agnetha from abba but 30 years younger????...........or as i fear more like benny or bjorn????

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YEAH

YEAH FACTO YOU MARRY SHANIA,shes a very brilliant writer if books
and she has those beautifull scandinavian looks


yeah yeah yeah



lets have a wonderfull factomondo marriage


what do you say shania will you marry the facto

[Factamondo]

.............ted ted wait............ive bethrothed myself to caitysizeten as the scrumdiddlyupmscious mrs swanners is happily married.......but sharing pickled herrings in bed with the lovely shania sounds good too...........i will become morman n marrry them both!