terrible take over news - BY QPRTED

[qprted]

ive just found out that fernades only has a personel wealth of 330 million pounds,so that means he will almost certainly have to mortgage qpr to buy it
so im afriad im a little bit worried,.even bernie has two and a half billion pounds

if only that russian billionair had bought us his 18 billion would have made our club,a top four club

forgive me if im a bit negative about this take over

[qprted]

oh

OH MY GOD...............THE EVENING STANDAARD HAS JUST RELEASED NEW NEWS..................that fernandes will not be buying the club,he will in fact only be the managing director..........................

[Terry-Mancini-123]

Don't worry, he's not going to buy it.

[Jeffro]

Ted, send fernandes a poem.

[qprted]

yes

yes fernandes fernandes,put a rocket up your ###
then wake up somewhere in the united kingdom
your jets run on parafin,which makes them cheaper to run
but if you dont up the transfer kitty,we are gonna get well and trully done

we need a 21 year old striker who can score
not some old battleaxe whos become a maddening bore
i so much wish that agymange could keep his shots on the floor
but im afraid he couldnt hit a barn door

his last thunderbolted effort,hit a seagull in the sky
and as i stood on the terrace and watched the poor bird die
i asked myself one question that I know i never should
i think patric would have made a great plumber im sure he would

that poor little birdy is dead and will always be that way
because uncle bernie has put his wad away
buy me a new striker bernie and ill love you forever
playing hulse ,vine and agymanng isnt very clever

thats it jeffro my rant is now complete
a new striker tommorow means we can compete
hes a musical loving londoner called dudley junior
but i wished bernie had got his wad out much sooner

[Terry-Mancini-123]

You've surpassed yourself Ted

[QPRbob]

Another classic Ted, just keep them coming.

[Mattyqpr]

Classic Ted

[Jeffro]

Ted that poem has made my day.. Top notch stuff!!

[rmj1982]

only £330 million are u joking have u forgot plus mittall worth £24 billion these 2 might just get there heads together and let warnock build a team with the right funds.

[winalotto]

Its not big Tony plus the Mittals, its Tony plus Flavio im afraid, he'll buy out Big Bernies shares.

[stan_bowles]

Fernandes is only majority shareholder with 51%.

Not complete owner.

[rmj1982]

fernandes 51% mittel 33% briatore 5% eccelstone 11% think u will find briatore was only a messenger for eccelstone he like eccelstone will be well out of the picture.

[Hoops]

yes fernandes fernandes,put a rocket up your ###
then wake up somewhere in the united kingdom
your jets run on parafin,which makes them cheaper to run
but if you dont up the transfer kitty,we are gonna get well and trully done

we need a 21 year old striker who can score
not some old battleaxe whos become a maddening bore
i so much wish that agymange could keep his shots on the floor
but im afraid he couldnt hit a barn door

his last thunderbolted effort,hit a seagull in the sky
and as i stood on the terrace and watched the poor bird die
i asked myself one question that I know i never should
i think patric would have made a great plumber im sure he would

that poor little birdy is dead and will always be that way
because uncle bernie has put his wad away
buy me a new striker bernie and ill love you forever
playing hulse ,vine and agymanng isnt very clever

thats it jeffro my rant is now complete
a new striker tommorow means we can compete
hes a musical loving londoner called dudley junior
but i wished bernie had got his wad out much sooner

Your best yet Ted