Mark Fox

[QPRdan3]

Pete told me we're set to sign Maark Gord Fohx, a Spanish winger from Hercules. A 38 year old winger, Maark started his career at Tavistock Town after they took him on trial from Cesena. Here he played a key role on their match vs Hyde and impressed so much, that Ligue 1 Lyon signed him in a lucrative £50,000 deal. Here, under the leadership of Jaason Wèldon, he blossomed and after playing 3 minutes in a friendly vs German team St Pauli they snapped him up in a deal that saw Michael Ball sign for Q.P.R (of which the deal is still pending, depending on Leicester's offer). Here, things did not go well and after being an used substitute in a Fa Cup final vs Standard Liege the scouts saw enough in his skills that they signed him and gave him a chance to resurrect a career that once promised so much. At Standard Maark became a hero and formed a superb partnership with goalkeeper Ashleh Buunstein, scoring 2 goals in 340 games, most of which he played from home. Fohx knew it was time to leave, and left Standard with a "God" like reputation. He had 2 brief pay as you play, buy one get one free stints at Charlton and then FC Twente. At 37 he signed a youth contract at Hercules and played a key role in their 14th place finish, making 3 unused substitute appearances in pre season. Warnock has moved quickly to snap up Maark Gord Fohx, and he will play in our game against Cesena, in what may act as a testimonial in what is sure to be an emotional return to Stadio Dino Manuzzi. If he impresses it's likely he'll be given a 5 year contract in a bid to fight off competition from Fiorentina, or more worryingly, his hometown club Forest Green Rovers. I hope for once Pete is right, just the type of signing we need, tall, fast, and an impressive goals to games ratio.

Thoughts? This is almost 100% true, Pete is ITK.

[Rieger]

wut?

[stan_bowles]

Put the crack pipe down!!!.

[The Godfather]

Pete told me we're set to sign Maark Gord Fohx, a Spanish winger from Hercules. A 38 year old winger, Maark started his career at Tavistock Town after they took him on trial from Cesena. Here he played a key role on their match vs Hyde and impressed so much, that Ligue 1 Lyon signed him in a lucrative £50,000 deal. Here, under the leadership of Jaason Wèldon, he blossomed and after playing 3 minutes in a friendly vs German team St Pauli they snapped him up in a deal that saw Michael Ball sign for Q.P.R (of which the deal is still pending, depending on Leicester's offer). Here, things did not go well and after being an used substitute in a Fa Cup final vs Standard Liege the scouts saw enough in his skills that they signed him and gave him a chance to resurrect a career that once promised so much. At Standard Maark became a hero and formed a superb partnership with goalkeeper Ashleh Buunstein, scoring 2 goals in 340 games, most of which he played from home. Fohx knew it was time to leave, and left Standard with a "God" like reputation. He had 2 brief pay as you play, buy one get one free stints at Charlton and then FC Twente. At 37 he signed a youth contract at Hercules and played a key role in their 14th place finish, making 3 unused substitute appearances in pre season. Warnock has moved quickly to snap up Maark Gord Fohx, and he will play in our game against Cesena, in what may act as a testimonial in what is sure to be an emotional return to Stadio Dino Manuzzi. If he impresses it's likely he'll be given a 5 year contract in a bid to fight off competition from Fiorentina, or more worryingly, his hometown club Forest Green Rovers. I hope for once Pete is right, just the type of signing we need, tall, fast, and an impressive goals to games ratio.

Thoughts? This is almost 100% true, Pete is ITK.

Bizarre

[RussRanger]

Fair play for your attempt at comedy. Once again a lot of effort for so little reward. Seriously, post it on Twitter, not here and your following may reach double figures?

[QPRdan3]

Fair play for your attempt at comedy. Once again a lot of effort for so little reward. Seriously, post it on Twitter, not here and your following may reach double figures?

Blame Pete not me, ye u?

[Stuieang]

5 year deal...at 38 DREAM ON

[RussRanger]

Blame Pete not me, ye u?

TBH, Surprised anyone is still listening to Pete.

[loftustoad]

Pete told me we're set to sign Maark Gord Fohx, a Spanish winger from Hercules. A 38 year old winger, Maark started his career at Tavistock Town after they took him on trial from Cesena. Here he played a key role on their match vs Hyde and impressed so much, that Ligue 1 Lyon signed him in a lucrative £50,000 deal. Here, under the leadership of Jaason Wèldon, he blossomed and after playing 3 minutes in a friendly vs German team St Pauli they snapped him up in a deal that saw Michael Ball sign for Q.P.R (of which the deal is still pending, depending on Leicester's offer). Here, things did not go well and after being an used substitute in a Fa Cup final vs Standard Liege the scouts saw enough in his skills that they signed him and gave him a chance to resurrect a career that once promised so much. At Standard Maark became a hero and formed a superb partnership with goalkeeper Ashleh Buunstein, scoring 2 goals in 340 games, most of which he played from home. Fohx knew it was time to leave, and left Standard with a "God" like reputation. He had 2 brief pay as you play, buy one get one free stints at Charlton and then FC Twente. At 37 he signed a youth contract at Hercules and played a key role in their 14th place finish, making 3 unused substitute appearances in pre season. Warnock has moved quickly to snap up Maark Gord Fohx, and he will play in our game against Cesena, in what may act as a testimonial in what is sure to be an emotional return to Stadio Dino Manuzzi. If he impresses it's likely he'll be given a 5 year contract in a bid to fight off competition from Fiorentina, or more worryingly, his hometown club Forest Green Rovers. I hope for once Pete is right, just the type of signing we need, tall, fast, and an impressive goals to games ratio.

Thoughts? This is almost 100% true, Pete is ITK.

[BennyBoyRs]

I can't even work out whether that was a shocking attempt at humor, or if you're just slightly retarded through extensive drug abuse?

That was pure waffle.

[Ginger Ninja]

So much effort put in to such a pointless post...

[bobby]

QPR boss Neil Warnock is hoping to do a cut price deal with Harry Redknapp for Tottenham's lanky striker Peter Crouch.

But while the skint Premier League new boys are unable to stump up a transfer fee, they could pay a significant proportion of the England hitman's £75,000-a-week wages in a loan agreement.

QPR boss Bernie Ecclestone 5'2", who has enforced a £25,000 a week wage cap at the West London club, has instructed manager Neil Warnock to bid for only one third of Peter Crouch:

"Bernie hopes to get Crouch's head and feet on a one season loan but we can not afford the rest of him" said Neil Warnock.

Peter Crouch, 6'7", who lives in a very tall house in Weybridge, is keen on the move, but his wife, lingerie model Abbey Clancy, is holding the deal up:

"I don' t want Peter's limp torso hanging round the house all day while his head and feet are training " said the blonde Abbey.

Harry Redknapp has told Neil Warnock that they are not prepared to cut Crouch down to 2'2" and only loan one third of him:

"Peter is a lovely lad and we would like to do a deal for at least half of him." said 'Arry

An insider at QPR, Italian waiter Gianni, claims that the bosses at the newly promoted club have used Mafia connections to make Abbey Clancy 'an offer she can't refuse'.

Rumours are going around Shepherd's Bush that Flavio Porko met Crouch's missus at the Koksifilis Kebab bar in the Goldhawk Road and told her that if she didn't agree to the cut price Crouch deal she would wake up in the morning with a horse's head in her bed.

But, according to an 'insider' on the We Are The Rangers Boys Forum, Flavio is rumoured to have told Bernie:

"She said she wakes up every morning with a horse's head in her bed anyway and told me to 'do one'. She is demanding 5 grand in cash for a third of Peter Crouch or 25% of the club."