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I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it! -
I still think my bet is better. I'm telling you Pete that he won't score 20 goals. As you and other's believe he is capable why don't we have a straight £20 on it. I'm considering your other bet as I still think I would be quids in on either bet.I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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Comparing Dex to our other strikers is a bit like trying to find out which is the best tasting pot noodle.We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are...Comment
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Originally posted by NewarkR View Post
the chicken one obviously. albeit i always have to pick out the sweetcorn before i put the water inComment
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Comparing Dex to our other strikers is a bit like trying to find out which is the best tasting pot noodle.
Ha ha ha thats quality.
Brilliant post and I don't think I could of summed it up any better.
Pete think about my bet as I will also consider yours.I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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Originally posted by dexterforengland View Post
Any chance of you going with im...............:devil:They seek him here.................Comment
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOriginally posted by qblockpete View Post
NO chance!!!!!! More chance of QPR getting relegated!!!Comment
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Hiilarious analogy in all truth (made me smile anyway), but It's also hugely harsh.Originally posted by NewarkR View Post
Dexter - a goal scorer and easilly our best at that, FACT
Vine - a very good footballer and creator, FACT
Balanta - Looks superb at a young age, has many years to improve, FACT
Aggey, underrated by even myself, but we really don't need him as he offers little other than pace and strength.
Heider, massivley overrated. Decent footballer, but can't finish his dinner...pot noodle or atherwise. Basically just a poor version of Vine.Your mum would love me...Comment
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harsh but so so true. Newark post of the day by a country mile, Keep it up!I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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I am talking purely league goalsALL BEST BANTER AND ALL THE LATEST FROM QPR.
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Yep over the last 3 seasons Earnshaw has scored 19, 1 and 12 league goals (admittedly the one in the middle was in the premier) - total of 32.Originally posted by WeAreQPR12 View Post
Dex has got 13, 6 and 13 over the same period - total of 32.
Earnshaw is 28, Dex is 23..."Originally Posted by qblockpete
QPR will finish at least in the Play offs
Swansea will finish in bottom 6
Middlesboro will finish champions"Comment
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Writtler the difference is that Blackstock falls over in a slight breeze AND he has the turning circle of a small truck.
Pete I'm going to accept your bet as I think it is a very interesting one.
So your on mate.
I will keep Cogster's seperate as that is 20 goals in all competiition.
Saying that I trust your keep your word and I will also.
I will either send you the money or have the balls to admit I was wrong and pay you in person, However.... i'm very confident I will win!I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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how many strikers have forest got tho?Soldier: "im on reconnaissance sir.. im looking for our camouflage expert.. have you seen him?"
Lovejoy: "No?!"
Soldier: "GOD DAMNIT THAT GUYS GOOD!"
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wouldnt mind say £1mil for dex plus earnshaw chucked inComment
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