oh dear oh dear no no neil neil neil
getting beaten every week six nil
is far from being ideal
gi gi said the sky is blue
but when it comes to season tickets my feet are stuck like glue
we have hulse that much is true
but he should take up plumbing and fix my broken loo
surely my magical maestro we are seriously in stuck
we have completely run out of luck
old fatty wont even part with half a buck
and the dwarf cant see over the steering wheel of his truck
but somewhere out there
there is a magic we can shair
dont worry we will find a striker who will really care
getting beaten every week six nil
is far from being ideal
gi gi said the sky is blue
but when it comes to season tickets my feet are stuck like glue
we have hulse that much is true
but he should take up plumbing and fix my broken loo
surely my magical maestro we are seriously in stuck
we have completely run out of luck
old fatty wont even part with half a buck
and the dwarf cant see over the steering wheel of his truck
but somewhere out there
there is a magic we can shair
dont worry we will find a striker who will really care
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