QPR release statement

[rmj1982]

we wish to end all rumours that QPR will be signing any players this summer these rumours are totally unfounded and wish to distance ourselfs from this kind of press, we wAnt to assure supporters of these ridicalous rumours and we will make every attempt not to sign anyone, and just look forward to our 1st season back in the top flight for 15 years.

yours faithfully B ECCELSTONE-------------F BRIATORE AND TEABOY G PALADINI

[Gtleighsr3]

QPR release further statement.This will be our last update due to our boards new Austerity cuts.

[qpr]

we wish to end all rumours that QPR will be signing any players this summer these rumours are totally unfounded and wish to distance ourselfs from this kind of press, we wAnt to assure supporters of these ridicalous rumours and we will make every attempt not to sign anyone, and just look forward to our 1st season back in the top flight for 15 years.

yours faithfully B ECCELSTONE-------------F BRIATORE AND TEABOY G PALADINI

[SteveQPR1975]

we wish to end all rumours that QPR will be signing any players this summer these rumours are totally unfounded and wish to distance ourselfs from this kind of press, we wAnt to assure supporters of these ridicalous rumours and we will make every attempt not to sign anyone, and just look forward to our 1st season back in the top flight for 15 years.

yours faithfully B ECCELSTONE-------------F BRIATORE AND TEABOY G PALADINI

[Ginger Ninja]

we wish to end all rumours that QPR will be signing any players this summer these rumours are totally unfounded and wish to distance ourselfs from this kind of press, we wAnt to assure supporters of these ridicalous rumours and we will make every attempt not to sign anyone, and just look forward to our 1st season back in the top flight for 15 years.

yours faithfully B ECCELSTONE-------------F BRIATORE AND TEABOY G PALADINI

dont know whether to laugh or cry...
laugh because its funny? or cry because its probably quite close to the truth?