could ainsworth do a job for us as striker

[qprted]

we

we have nothing up front and qpr go looking for a center half


center forwards your having a laugh
we dont even have one that could have an early bath
vine ayegemang and hulse last season netted two beween them
these three are going to be absolutely crap in the prem
even in 69 when we were absolutely ###x poor
barry bridges could put the ball away thats for sure
so we start the season with nothing up front
what is this some publicity stunt
get us just one striker perhaps from brazil
get our scouts out there,that would be brill

[QPRbob]

Another classic Ted

[qprted]

yeah

yeah weve lost q block pete and factomondo we need fun
next friday we have to go up against furs at harra bora in the scorching sun
if we are not careful i can see us being beaten 6-1
poor victor will choke on his beer
and shaking with fear
all our fans will disapear
surely they will say
uncle bernie will pay
but no hes had his day
why put money into a team with no pulse
the club died when they bought hulse
only ainsy can save our pride
like a gazele he can leap and unlike hulse his headers dont go wide
but only bob from the ilse of wight
can make sure that we are alright

[QPRbob]

Brilliant

[qprted]

yo

qpr bob lives on the isle of wight and wants his dreams to come true
but bernie wont come across with any dosh and everyones feeling blue
qprbob wants defoe but we all know we will end up with john carew
in the first game of the season carew lines up ten chances and over the cross bar they flew
qprbob now full of rage
had to be restrained so they put him in a cage
15 pints qprbob had drank
he wasnt wasnt aware the ferry had sank
luckily for qprbob he got washed up on a sand bank
he got home to get an ear hole bashing and this is what his wife said
no more football matches for you dear boy,youll have to talk to qprted instead

[waterbuffalo]

If ever you needed incontrovertible proof that our Ted is certifiably insane, this thread is it.

Come and follow us, Ted...here..put on this straitjacket...that's it...

[waterbuffalo]

we have nothing up front and qpr go looking for a center half


center forwards your having a laugh
we dont even have one that could have an early bath
vine ayegemang and hulse last season netted two beween them
these three are going to be absolutely crap in the prem
even in 69 when we were absolutely ###x poor
barry bridges could put the ball away thats for sure
so we start the season with nothing up front
what is this some publicity stunt
get us just one striker perhaps from brazil
get our scouts out there,that would be brill

Ted in top form,

15 pints?

[SheepRanger]

maybe Clive Alen or Paul Goddard will come out of retirement as well

How much would those two be worth today?

As a striking partnership have we ever had two better?