David Pizanti rejoins QPR

[indianalondon]

Ex cult hero David Pizanti - now 97 years old has confirmed he's re-signed for QPR on a 3 year deal.

David, who in his part time runs the local weight watchers in Israel, said exclusively to QPR World/Player "Well, it was an offer I couldnt resist! Apparently, as QPR arent buying ****ing anybody we need to get twunts like Rowan Vine fit...for he's our main hope of Premiership survival next year...i thought I could combine my football skills with my weight watcher skills".

Obviously from talking to Flavio these are exciting times at QPR, he told me that QPR fans would rejoice and shut up moaning at him signing a cult hero!

*QPR World would like to add that David is unlikely to be fit for the start of the campaign

[Rieger]

great

[indianalondon]

great

i doubt you know who david is fella (too young and all that!)

[Nodge70]

Is he going to have another tickle with the El Al stewardesses on the flight over?

[rabb.1]

Scored a belter against West Ham once

[indianalondon]

Scored a belter against West Ham once

was actually, somewhat randomly, my idol for a whilst when i was a kid

[loneranger]

that goal was bang on think we won 3 nil ? wet spam bought loads that game

[loftboy]

3-1 bannister and Martin Allen scored the others, game held up for nearly an hour.

[loneranger]

think they had jekyll tickets and just flooded the school end and had to get moved

[rabb.1]

think they had jekyll tickets and just flooded the school end and had to get moved

That's right I remember that part now ! TBH the goal stuck out the most for me ! Was it a cup
Game ?