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last friday night i come home from the pub without my keys,twas pissing down and mrs van was spark out.after an hour of ringing the bell,i tried to gently open her rear car window which suddenly exploded and i was lit up by a security light with the neighbours curtains twitching.i shielded from the rain a further 10 mins before she finally answered the phone..anyhow,we phoned autoglass in the morning and this fella turns up and says,oh if i knew you were rangers i wouldnt have come.so i said whose your team,and he says chelsea.so i says lets make out you didnt come now **** off.he smiled at me and i said no, **** off!! mrs van was not amused but in my childish way i said he started it...anyway my question is, has football affected the outcome of business in your world.
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ha ha thats beautiful van !"The kids missed everything from Queens Park Rangers to Conkers".
London Pride has been handed down to us.
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my little princess vomited all over the back seat yesterday as well loan.mrs van loves that car.hope alls good loanOriginally posted by loneranger View PostOoh northern lads love gravyComment
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This isnt to do with business but could of affected how my life panned out as im with the same bird now.......just!
I got warned i was on the verge of getting turfed out of the hotel me and the missus was staying in KOS after getting blind drunk and singing 'we hate Chelsea' at the top of my voice in the main bar. Well it was all-inclusive so you got to fill your boots, and obviously too add fuel to the fire a few Chelsea fans were staying there too.
She still brings it up even now at dinner parties or family get togethers and it was nearly 10 years ago.Comment
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Not far wrong Mellow. About the first thread I've seen in ages where someone isn't either whinging or threatening to lamp someone over the internet, which has always seemed a bit of a waste of time to me...Originally posted by Mellowhoop View PostComment
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Not work for me either (though have been “warned” for “excessive use” of Kevin Gallen song at a Christmas do…before I somehow ended up at Standstead airport….) but my wife (wife to be at the time) was close to calling off the wedding after a night out. Apparently “standing in the middle of Queenstown Road in a Tux with a red wine stained ripped white shirt showing off my belly singing “There’s only one Furlong!” to a group of black lads hanging around a bus stop” was not the person she thought she was marrying.Originally posted by Bigdave View PostComment
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i do tend to give qpr fans an easier ride when doing busines with them i must say (not that i come accross many) also i have given jobs in the past to peolple who i fwerent rangers wouldnt have gotComment
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Tell me about it, James your story made me laugh too. In my youth I got locked in a pub and got a royal hiding for " excessive " qpr singing, I was booted out and then snuck back in, hence why I was later given a kicking.Originally posted by stainrodisalegend View PostComment
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no such thing as "excessive" qpr singing in my book. You can have memory loss about pretty much everything when drunk but everyone still remembers the magic hat song!Originally posted by Mellowhoop View PostComment
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I used to have many good nights out in Kingston but fellow hoop BIG Joe has got us banned from most drinking holes as he cannot keep his trap shut and insists on singing Rangers or Anti chelski songs after a few sherberts.He went missing after a night out at the end of the season and i found him outside the Chelski Superstore in Kingston High St singing your just a bunch of Wa***rs to the shop windowComment
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A friend of mine has chelsea tattooed in hes lip, every time we get on it i try my hardest to knock hes teeth through it!!! (he is no longer my mate)Last edited by Guest; 20-06-2011, 05:52 PM.Comment
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Kingston is full of the little ****my chelski fans! I evil that superstore when I go past it.Comment
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I went pass it about 3 weeks ago and these 2 lads were outside giving leaflets out on special offers as he approached me i said you can stick it up your a*se mate only to get an ear full from my other half with her telling me "there was no need for that" my reply of "there is every need for that" didnt go down to well.Originally posted by Mellowhoop View Post
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