swanners swanners our qpr honey!!!!!

[vanhoop]

though shalt not covert thy neighbours wife...........book of factos chapter 1 page 1!

what did happen to her next door facto

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Ol facto

OL FACTO YOU OLD SON OF A GUN
your posting make me happy and bring out the sun
today i awaoke with a big shinning black eye
i said to the mrs i would like to know why
she said whos NICOLA clean up this house its like a pigs sty
so it seams facto i have for some reason in my sleep
given up on counting sheep
i have cuddled up to my pillow no doubt
and from out of my mouth i did shout
a word that has caught me an unfortunate one right around the mush
so if mr swanners ever sees me walking around shepards bush
he shakes me by the hand and not by the neck
and no im not going to give mrs swanners a peck
but like you facto i do think mrs and mr swanners are rather wonderfull
but better i dont call out her name in the middle of the night or i might get another eyefull

[swanleyhoop]

OL FACTO YOU OLD SON OF A GUN
your posting make me happy and bring out the sun
today i awaoke with a big shinning black eye
i said to the mrs i would like to know why
she said whos NICOLA clean up this house its like a pigs sty
so it seams facto i have for some reason in my sleep
given up on counting sheep
i have cuddled up to my pillow no doubt
and from out of my mouth i did shout
a word that has caught me an unfortunate one right around the mush
so if mr swanners ever sees me walking around shepards bush
he shakes me by the hand and not by the neck
and no im not going to give mrs swanners a peck
but like you facto i do think mrs and mr swanners are rather wonderfull
but better i dont call out her name in the middle of the night or i might get another eyefull

lol! In a very poetic mood today, are we Ted?

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ol

ol mr swanners where all so jeolous, we are all green around the gills
ol mr swanners youve caused this sadness i wish you knew how it feels
your beautiful lady has brought out my cockney slang
its factos fault, he started this, now my bells rang
its infactuation im sure of that,but i swear i heard an angel sang
and now its no wonder why
i copped a black eye
got a put a tune to my song
but if that naughty factomondo keeps getting me in trouble the mrs will kick me out before long

A LOT OF MY POEMS IM HUMMING A FAMOUS TUNE WHEN I JUST PUT UP THE WORDS BUT THIS SONG IVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE IT MUST BE SOMETHING FROM THE 1930S BUT ITS TO BE SUNG IN A VERY BROAD COCKNEY TYPE ACENT