wow thats so pretty

[qprted]

a forty million kitty
the cow run away with the spoon
im so high on hapyness success is gonna come soon

lakeish we love you,your made of milk chocolate too
and when neil warnock wins the league your gonnna get a kiss thats true
your a dream maker forget hitting me on the head with a cosh
just throw me a fiver, and buy me a team with your dosh

well have a big frenchman in the middle of our defence
and well maker sean derry captain you know it makes good common sense
adel will run at the players who just cannot turn
theyll never be able to stop him but when will they learn

on sunday they are trying to organise an event on the green
there are ten thousand fans comming to see swanners there beautiful queen
but all hell breaks lose when swanners decides to stay home and cook the dinner
factomondo shouts, dont do it swanners,your huspand looks much better thinner

so into the white horse pub goes uncle vic and his motley crew
he looks around and realises hes only leading a few
nine thousand and ninety didnt turn up to taste the local devil brew
would all the fans have turned up if swanners had turned up,oh well i havent a clue

but now we all hope the mittals buy our club,and put 40 million in the pot
if this dosnt happen im afraid,what chance have we to win the league im afraid not alot
but ill remember the day that the qpr fans turned up on the green
it was perhaps the most amazing site that i had ever seen


we are the queens park rangers we are gonna rule over land and the sea
and watching us do the double what a wonderfull sight that will be
today im going to shepards bush green to celebrate the joys that are comming to me
and now i know that the best things in life are not free

we are going to man utd to show them the mittals steel
and watch the laughter and joy on our managers face what a thrill
love peace and harmony and a four nil hiding for the blues
well get so much joy watching them leaving in ones and twos

but its all down to the mittals the richest family in the land
poor man utd and arsenal all there hopes and dreams has turned to sand
lets watch us win there fans over as the glory hunters join our happy band
just look at our new 60 thousand stadia and a supermarket thats our very own brand

how the other clubs hate our stinking rich club its not fair they say im not playing
but the mittals dont care theyve now got 40 rangers superstores and its the other fans that are paying
wow wow wow yes yes yes the cow run away with the moon
but i know at loftuis road success in comming real soon

[Bigdave]

a forty million kitty
the cow run away with the spoon
im so high on hapyness success is gonna come soon

lakeish we love you,your made of milk chocolate too
and when neil warnock wins the league your gonnna get a kiss thats true
your a dream maker forget hitting on the head with a cosh
just throw me a fiver, and buy me a team with your dosh

well have a big frenchman in the middle of our defence
and well maker sean derry captain you know it makes good common sense
adel will run at the players who just cannot turn
theyll never be able tro stop him but when will they learn

we are the queens park rangers we are gonna rule over land and the sea
and watching us do the double is such a wonderfull sight that will be
today im going to shepards bush green to celebrate the joys comming to me
and now i know that the best things in life are not free

we are going to man utd to show them the mittals steel
and watch the joy on our managers face neil
love peace and harmony and a four nil hiding for the blues
in west london theres no room for them to chose

Quality

[qprted]

ive

ive just another couple of verses to the poem big dave ive been having dreams all night about our forty million pound kitty


if the mittals buy our club we are minted all those worries will disapear


im off to shepardfs bush green to celebrate

[qprted]

well

well today is monday ,and i hope the mittals have bought our team
if this lunacy dosnt get sorted out i think im goning to scream
swanley hoop our beautifull princess is going to make a complaint
she thinks our stadium is looking tatty and could do with a lick of paint

factomondo should be installed as our commercial manager he knows how to sell
the trouble is when he sees a beautifull lady, he falls in love,he thinks they all are swell
but no matter what the paper says i hope the mittals are successfull,then all will turn out well
but how long this will take,im not so sure,and knowbody seems to be able to tell

[qprted]

send me

sand me saviloa send me saviloa send me the goal machine that we need
you watch his goal tally as he leans from routledge to feed
we need a argentinian,we need a latin to score
he knows what part of his body is designed for
dont bother with andy johnson hes a maddening bore
we need to win more games not keep playing for the draw
but please someone take hulse from us,this man is hopelessly poor

[Betty Swollocks]

Brilliant.
Where do you find the time to create such quality?

[qprted]

well

well betty im hoping one day a recording artist will permit to write some songs for them i can knock out thousands of these crazy poems if just ten of them are good enough then we can create an album,i can become a millionaire
then the rest of my life i create master peices of love and it could be so cool



but the trouble is all im likely to get is a kick in the betty swollocks
if only i had the painting skills of vincent van gollocks
id buy a fishing vessel and spend my day catching pollocks
then i would cut of my ear
and all my pains would disapear
this poetry is driving me off my head oh dear oh dear

[qprted]

if

if i may in a moment of sensabillity say this though,imagine if the mittals created a place called mittal land and in this place was a new rangers stadium holding 40 thousand a complex of cinamas and ice rinc and cassino
also the first superstore called superhoops,then through out the nation we create about 40 of these superstores and the proffits all went to qpr


wow wow wow,then we could really sell qpr to the nation,to really compete with man utd we need a lot more fans,we dont have enough fans

the place i would like to see mittal land is sunbury on thames,just as you drive up the m 3 look to the left and there is enough land to build a massive complex there must at leasst one hundred acres of land there plus its very accessable

[qprted]

well

well now we have been sent daves veiws
we will start selling our season tickets in ones and twos
little bernie will lead us till the promised land
and one day people will understand
because hes only five foot four
he must take from life so much more
his chip on his shoulder means he must always achieve
and when we take the title you will beleive
that a fresh cream eccles cake
will cause a storm in manchester and start an earthquake
he may be tiny,but his brain is full of desire
and he will show the prem the furnace of fire

[qprted]

the board,member

the board member that did most to influence our success
was definately swanley hoop whether she wears jeans or a dress
so when anybody had a pop
swanley hoops never blew her top
and this season i think i can safely say
in this division we will stay
and its all because of swanleys magic aura
i must send her some flowers from interflora

[swanleyhoop]

Lovely poem Ted, as always!
I wish I was as influential at Rangers as you suggest.
I'd change a few things...

[qprted]

well

well swanley you seem a very nice person and i trully hope that your not priced out of the market
i can tollerate so many things, under the banner of success ive seen so much brushed under the carpet
but you telling us your tales of driving through snow ,hailstorms and scoching sun, being de hydrated
it gives this message board a kind of another dimension,a human touch and its under these crazy stories that this message board has been created