Warnos independent article - in bed with new mistress exclusive

[GARO1967]

http://search.independent.co.uk/topic/neil-warnock

and be honest now if you had the choice of waking up with the championship cup or a hot trophy wife which on would it be.

[RussRanger]

Depends which one takes up most of the bed.

[GARO1967]

Bedside manner is important too

[Stanley]

Enjoyed reading this bit:

"Some writers have an amazing ability to make me nod off

That lad was not the only one who hadn't done his research properly. Our promotion has brought a few journos out of the woodwork who seem to have a grudge against me, particularly Patrick Collins in The Mail on Sunday. I take Collins' columns to bed with me, I suffer from insomnia and find after a couple of his paragraphs I drop off for a good night's sleep, but this time I managed to stay awake as it was just a long diatribe against me.

He obviously doesn't pay any attention to clubs outside the Premier League because it was hopelessly outdated. He dug up stuff from 10 years ago, picking out a few incidents when I was younger and a bit more excitable, and claimed I always blamed referees for everything. If he read this column, or simply kept in touch with football, he'd know I'm more likely to be praising refs these days. Still, he should know now, because many of his own readers pointed this out in comments on the paper's website. Collins is the chief sports writer. I dread to think what their ordinary sports writers are like. He should read James Lawton in these pages, then he might learn how to write like a proper chief sports writer."

[GARO1967]

and Patrick Collins still cant let it go he was on Talk Sport the other day and said still felt we did wrong