Poem for today - we're queens park rangers...

[Scarlet pimple]

Two nutters on here is toooo much to handle........LET ME OUT, i promise i will be good.

[Kirill]

QPRted and the new poet ... a fight, a fight !!!
I bet on Ted, my kitchen sink, I need a new one anyway.

[qprted]

no no no

no no no im not pisted
im going to get signed up as a song lyracist
me and james will get a number one
my friende waterbuffaloe bakes in the sun
but my band of lunatics we do no harm
in fact on this site we enhance the charm
and no no no they are not going to put me in the nutters farm
thats reserved for jethro and benny they have got hairs growing on there palm
theres not muich to do in them crazy places
theyve even removed there shoelaces
in case they, read one of my poems, that really increases the suicided rate
but just shows you all this madness has come out of hate
so be like scarlet, he loves to wear a pink dress
hes fallen in love with an inflateable scott jones ,hes in such a mess
he just loves scotties goatie beard
isnt that kind of weird
but who are we to rock the boat
if he jumps in the thames with scotty at least he will float
they will drift off into the sunlight
find a desert island and everything will be all right
anyway back to my new mate james,have i got the job
oh no oh dear,no need to pm me and call me a knob

[WeAreQPR12]

Great stuff ted but u shouldn't feel threatened as u have built up a large fan base so need 2 respond 2 this wannabe poet

[qprted]

yes

jamie stimpson rescue me
from a land of insanity
sitting by my piano,with a sm 58 in my hand
knowing im the greatest writing tallent in this land
but addicted to my booze
can i stay sober,if so it would be a cruise
i have dreams of love peace and harmony
but sadly when in the company
of my greatest hate chelsea
everything goes wrong for me
once more ive unloaded a shot,a chelsea fan hits the ground
i dont know why because this one was sound
but my mind is heavily scared from days gone by
when the mighty shed boys used to make me cry
visions of sheepskins and braces holding up there sta press
the chelsea boys where a tight firm with uniformed dress
everyone had a shaven head
they would kick you untill you were dead
and in 69 they ruled london for sure
but in 72 they met the west ham ,and suddenly they were no more
we are talking billy gardener and his boiler suit
oh yes the teddy bunter firm were cute
now that west ham rule the capital but are friends of qpr
thank you billy your a star

[RussRanger]

Being a neutral in all this, I actually thought that was a good effort from Jamie.

[qprted]

well

well jamie is a famous recording star
i am a fat slob slumped across the bar
jamie runs on petrol,i run on speckled hen
i try to stop drinking but then i hit the hen again
i should buy only one bottle but i get discount on ten

[JamieStimpsonMusic]

I think we have some lick arses on here

Dont worry Ted, not after your crown my friend.. ill let you soak up your fame from your poems

I must get back to the poem Drawing board Didnt think it was bad considering I'm a Northampton fan

[qprted]

well jamie

well jamie soaking here in the london sun
lets make them all jealous as we write a number one
we will hit a world record sales beating the great elvis presley
and i think ill adopt the writing name of james lesley


so look out, you doubting thomases,im going to give all my millions to my bert mate jeffro