the charge of the lightbrigade

[qprted]

no

no facto im a bit confused im not sure if i have a gift
writing poetry just gives me a lift
seeing people smile
always makes being cheerfull worthwile
but boy oh boy facto how i wished i had your style

[Factamondo]

ted dear ted i only wish i could be a legendary wordsmith as such as thee....caucer,keates and even shakespear they cant match you of that theres no fear......the words from your keyboard just flow and flow....the old speckled hen makes your red cheeks glow.....this board without you would be incompleat ...some sunny day soon we both shall meet.....we'll raise a pint to toast our rangers.....then never again we will be strangers!!

[qprted]

yes

yes facto ill have to drive out to essex one day
and in the scorching sun we will lay
all the other bathers will think we are gay
it wont matter half this board are convinced we are anyway

lazing there we will re count our battles some lies some true
its only then that i shall tell you
that i dream of a day when all fans can go to a football match
and actually all fall in love with each other without a catch

I really love some of these people that drive 200 miles to watch there team
i dont care if there geordie or scouse just let them do there own thing
far more beautifull to kiss a man on the cheek than to break his nose
and you know what, facto i wish for a peacefull st georges as it goes

theres nothing really wrong with the welsh,except being welsh ill explain
they seem to think that copying millwall gives them more of a brain
but they should have copied west ham they dont milk the gravy train
they have the fans that can fight a bear they are the lions mane

go to west ham act tough they wont care
but if you come to fight you had better beware
as millwall have found out they can match any thugs in battle
and its not much good the welsh arriving like cattle

the west ham never run they have too much pride
thats why we have so much respect for there side
cass pennant a commander he may have been,in days of old
but inside he has a heart made of solid gold

[Jeffro]

Great words Ted, I am now going onm Saturday so I hope my super powers give us the win and the title.

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jethro

jethro if your going to the game,wear a plastic crusaders suit that would be brilliant jethro

ill look out for you on the tv if i see you ill get really exited and shout


.................THATS MY SON...............I LOVE HIM........



...............everyone in the pub will look around at me in amazement my face will flush red and ill say..............IM SORRY PEPES

[Jeffro]

Teds Army t shirt for me facto and caitlin!!

[qprted]

its

the charge of the light brigade

q block pete appears on a white horse
but will he fullfill the course
cannon to ther front cannon to the rear
be carefull that facto is getting near


charging at the russians facto starts to halucinate
is that maralynn munroe bending over that gun,i cant wait
but now someones sounded the recall
so back to the start after all

who gave that order to charge
that officer drinking speckled hen gave it large
half the brigade are lost
what a terrible cost

once more battle commanders pass the buck
and facto dosnt give a ###x
because hes seen a very attractive horse
and once more hes thinking of intercourse

[hammer]

yes facto ill have to drive out to essex one day
and in the scorching sun we will lay
all the other bathers will think we are gay
it wont matter half this board are convinced we are anyway

lazing there we will re count our battles some lies some true
its only then that i shall tell you
that i dream of a day when all fans can go to a football match
and actually all fall in love with each other without a catch

I really love some of these people that drive 200 miles to watch there team
i dont care if there geordie or scouse just let them do there own thing
far more beautifull to kiss a man on the cheek than to break his nose
and you know what, facto i wish for a peacefull st georges as it goes

theres nothing really wrong with the welsh,except being welsh ill explain
they seem to think that copying millwall gives them more of a brain
but they should have copied west ham they dont milk the gravy train
they have the fans that can fight a bear they are the lions mane

go to west ham act tough they wont care
but if you come to fight you had better beware
as millwall have found out they can match any thugs in battle
and its not much good the welsh arriving like cattle

the west ham never run they have too much pride
thats why we have so much respect for there side
cass pennant a commander he may have been,in days of old
but inside he has a heart made of solid gold

[qprted]

yes yes

Lord in a world full of oddities can you send my facto a woman so he can sing
he has so many problems hearing the notes,his nose ten times broken in the ring
hes gallent debonair
and has very sexy receding hair
hes never mistreated ladies,or at least im not aware

but he has a one massive broken heart that is sadly reduntant
and he is so very polite,his manners are so ebulient
can you send him a nordic princess,on a solid gold sledge
with charging dogs to give her an edge

[qprted]

oh

oh ghost of brian clough
we have so much respect for you we just cant get enough
can you on st georges day come forward and help us give them the old one two
poor neil would be so exstatic, its just like world war two
the welsh will be slinging doodle bugs
the rangers will be calling them mugs
but somewhere a austrian corporal will be shouting
death death death he will be spouting
and hes a man who always moans
could it be its davy jones

[Bluehoop]

ted are you familiar with the work of a certain 'adrian gervitz'????

"Classic" facto - but does Ted do it in the attic?

[qprted]

blue hoop

blue hoop im not sure if im tallented or just extremely annoying

[Bluehoop]

blue hoop im not sure if im tallented or just extremely annoying

Everyone is loving your work Ted - and if it makes you happy, you carry right on mate

[qprted]

well

wel;l i dont think everyone loves my work ,i know i have been threatened to be kicked of one message board,if i keep on putting up my juvenile garbedge ive only been accepted on this board because of people like factomondo and jethro
etc , and i do thank all you others for putting up with my inane and insane ramblings,..........................LOVE ALL OF YOU...............YOUR BEAUTIFULL




LETS PRAY FOR A ST GEORGES DAY SCORE OF 4-0 TO THE SUPERHOOPS

[qprted]

I

I think facto, leighsy ,hammer, swanley,jethro ,benny,and myself have all given this website its identity i think if all the stuff on this website,was qpr related it may get just a little bit boring,.....................im not going to #### off another qpr site because thats not fair but there are several websites who just dont seem to have enough alternative postins look how bizare it is that hammer is pn this message board but dosnt go on a west ham site

...........I TAKE THAT AS QPR ARE HIS SECOND TEAM,BUT HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE HIS WEST HAM