If QPR was female who would she be?

[TBLOCKRANGER]

I noticed recently with Spring now upon us that many a poster has been spending as much time thinking of "woman" as of "QPR", as a consequence of this I thought i'll attempt to bring these two great institutions together & ask the question

"if QPR was a bird who would she be?"

I have given it some thought and have come up with Liz Hurley for the following reasons:

1. Stunning & sophisticated, always a joy to see
2. Gone through a rocky patch but comes out looking better
3. little bit naughty but classy with it
4. fondness for wealthy indians
5. Able to break your heart but you would always go back for more

Any others spring to mind, views on other clubs would also be appreciated.

[LoftusRoadLad]

Perv !!

[superhoop67]

Yootha Joyce

[Shania]

Perv !!

LOL:shy:




QPR- "Why make it easy when you can make it almost impossible"

[TBLOCKRANGER]

LR Lad do you think i need a football banning order like the baaardiff have a sheep banning order? :

[qpr]

Danielle Lloyd the hottest girl in the world - factamongo <3

[qpr93]

number 2 ha

[hhrangers]

Shakira...

Elegant, multi-talented, bi-lingual, many styles but still an individual and always produces the goods!

Or Katie price, not everything has to be pretty!

[hammer]

jackie stallone

[RussRanger]

I noticed recently with Spring now upon us that many a poster has been spending as much time thinking of "woman" as of "QPR", as a consequence of this I thought i'll attempt to bring these two great institutions together & ask the question

Blimey mate, it's not just spring, you wait until summer when the skirts get shorter and there's more flesh on show... Apparently.

[waterbuffalo]

A 16 year old virgin.

[Brooksie]

QPR are just like my missus,
Very tight at the back
Plenty up front
Loves width and the long ball
Needs plenty of support
Has a checkered history
Had plenty of internal problems recently
Surrounded by bush
Both of them won't be going down anytime soon.

[qpr93]

QPR are just like my missus,
Very tight at the back
Plenty up front
Loves width and the long ball
Needs plenty of support
Has a checkered history
Had plenty of internal problems recently
Surrounded by bush
Both of them won't be going down anytime soon.

:drunk:

[TBLOCKRANGER]

QPR are just like my missus,
Very tight at the back
Plenty up front
Loves width and the long ball
Needs plenty of support
Has a checkered history
Had plenty of internal problems recently
Surrounded by bush
Both of them won't be going down anytime soon.

v funny - Brooksie - all sweet as long as she doesn't like playing away from home

[BennyBoyRs]

Lilly Allen

Not always the most beautiful thing, but guarenteed not to be boring.