A fellow R got jumped.

[ahR]

Is this the 6 stone guy who missed the penno?

Haha. He landed some big shots apparently :0!

If so then can you seriously imagine him fighting anyone off let alone a group of men? Come on.... still. glad the chap wasn't hurt!!

[qprted]

yes

yes lets all give scotty a tenner you know we all love him for sure
and we cant get enough of him we want more more more
but he is just a man who likes to beg and in fairness he never stole
but its going to be a while before he asks for a donation from a pole
its better i think young scotty to stay on the dole

[bushcelt1]

if its not a wind up.....i hope scotty is ok.

[DelTrotter]

oh dear oh dear oh dear
there was all of us having a nice chilled beer
but poor scot jones
the epitome of a bundle of jones
he approaches some pole and asks for some money to build a new hut
the polishman goes crazy throws himself at scott delivering the nut
scott spits out his broken teeth
and pulls a twelvth inch dagger from its sheath
but the polishman keeps shouting out,YOU DIRTY THIEF
why dont you go to work like everyone else instead of sitting there with your begging bowl
scott shouts back , why do you not stay in your own country ER LET ME GUESS BECAUSE ITS A HOLE
but then another four poles got into act
poor scott jones thought its time to hit the sack
so thats the end of yet another scott jones epsisode of insanity
poor scot lost all that weight because of his vanity
but we love you scott and beleive you will end up a winner
but for the time being you must stay a beginner

Brilliant

[qprted]

i

i know i do use scott in a lot of my poems but i do love him really and i hope hes ok

[RussRanger]

If so then can you seriously imagine him fighting anyone off let alone a group of men? Come on.... still. glad the chap wasn't hurt!!

Yeah, lucky they didn't polish him off. They obviously didn't take a shine to him. Is this thread done and dusted?

[BUSHRANGER1982]

Personally, I'm against lone Englishmen taking on gangs of East European slave labourers and beating them up.
I mean, who the Hell will build my new garden wall for £2 an hour if all the East European slave labourers are in hospital having their wounds treated, eh? Who? Who, I ask you?

[Jeffro]

Update. He broke one of there noses and booted one in the nuts.
Jones is gonna serve ric roc up soon lol haha

[RussRanger]

It wasn't the end of Scott's troubles. I heard that soon afterwards he got charged by an elephant.

Six quid for a sticky bun. No way could he afford that.

[swede]

Personally, I'm against lone Englishmen taking on gangs of East European slave labourers and beating them up.
I mean, who the Hell will build my new garden wall for £2 an hour if all the East European slave labourers are in hospital having their wounds treated, eh? Who? Who, I ask you?

If the recession in Britain continues....the british will, at the same price an hour.

[qprted]

yes

yes true swede but they will have scott jones and begging bowl to make the money up

[vanhoop]

Update. He broke one of there noses and booted one in the nuts.
Jones is gonna serve ric roc up soon lol haha

did he krakow him on the hooter,i bet hes warsaw

[hanwell ranger]

scott quite clearly living in his own little fantasy land. and we all thought he was homeless.

[stan_bowles]

scott quite clearly living in his own little fantasy land. and we all thought he was homeless.

Exactly.

Met Scott in Slough and he seemed an okay fella,but a rucker?.

No.

[kingsleyloftus]

i dont think scott could ruck with his own shadow.