Diego Forlan

[Yousef]

Wants to play in the Premier League again. Would be a great signing for us If we get him.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6842441,00.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

[rkingy78]

Not a chance mate, if he came back to England I think he would be looking at a top 6 team...

[bushcelt1]

would take him like a shot but as rking say's....out of our reach i'm afraid.

[Jeffro]

Hahahahahahaha - currently in the worlds top 3 strikers...

Rooney would be nice, and Van Persie

[Rebel R's]

Don't you think Hulse and Clarke can a job for us in the premiership

[silvercue]

He was in the team of the world cup and after United has been a goal machine.

He woule go to Spurs/Man City level team. Even Liverpool would be below his standard now!!

But, back in dreamland, if our owners decide to give NW £200 million then I will get a blonde wig and a hair band now.

Would be a wonder signing. Seen him interviewed a while back and seems a really humble, nice guy too.

[Bluehoop]

Not a chance mate, if he came back to England I think he would be looking at a top 6 team...

But whose to say this time next year we won't be a top 6 team? We can all dream can't we.

[rkingy78]

Very true mate, very true.

This would fall in line with Flabio's four year plan of us playing in Europe.

[DelTrotter]

lol why we're at it lets get david villa to partner him up front

[Rich]

Messi and Neymar will follow after Forlan. I have this on good authority. Diego likes the fact we have a player with a similar sounding surname and loves West London.

[ahR]

Blimey.....

this is getting embarrassing now and some people need to get a grip or wake up from their fantasy dreams.. not a chance and can't believe someone would actually post on here that we might be in with a shout.. preposterous in the extreme!!!!

[Magic]

OP talking like a Fulham fan.

[Shania]

this is getting embarrassing now and some people need to get a grip or wake up from their fantasy dreams.. not a chance and can't believe someone would actually post on here that we might be in with a shout.. preposterous in the extreme!!!!

Why not let people post what they want. Are you a mod or something??

[Magic]

we are the mods we are the mods we are we are we are the mods

also - If I was a mod I'd definitely close this, it isn't April Fools til Friday OP

[Ric-Roc]

Forlan... Nothing like being realistic eh.