Isleworth rangers greatest day

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look finnally the teams appear
isleworth has drunk fourteen pints of beer
what a life,watching yorkshires finest
but paul has one of those days when he feels blest

into the weld he goes full of fun
hes wearing his best shorts to catch some sun
then he hits the connie in there he kisses everyone
bur isle knows with warnock here its just begun

supporters like isle eat and drink qpr
he travels to london games and afar
one thing for sure is that isle just cant let you down
and life is a better place when hes in town

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as

as president of the isle fan club can i ask you all to send a monthly cheque to isle for 20 pounds and you will get a chance to eat a curry with the great man ,now that is a fantastic sight in progress he loves a madras and can demolish one in seconds

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as

as isle mania hits the board i do have some washed isle underpants for sale these have all been autographed and yes will be worth loads of money in the future

[Bigdave]

look finnally the teams appear
isleworth has drunk fourteen pints of beerwhat a life,watching yorkshires finest
but paul has one of those days when he feels blest

into the weld he goes full of fun
hes wearing his best shorts to catch some sun
then he hits the connie in there he kisses everyone
bur isle knows with warnock here its just begun

supporters like isle eat and drink qpr
he travels to london games and afar
one thing for sure is that isle just cant let you down
and life is a better place when hes in town

Made me chuckle, fair play Teddy boy

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yes

yes the isle fan club is full of cheer
without him the fun will disapear
but it is fueled by curry and beer
he turns up at every game of that you must have no fear

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IM

im getting worried now because isle hasnt responded he must be eating a huge curry dish somewhere,he is the king of curry demolishment

[LoftusRoadLad]

So..was it him who stinks the karzies out in the stands ?

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no

no no no isleworth passes wind through a perfumed mat
thats scarlet pimple who does that
hes really uncouth
and never tells the truth
our isleworth
is a man of royal birth
hes unable to tell lies
just as long as you realise
he needs 15 pints of best bitter
prefers standing hates being a sitter
hes quite easily pleased although can be described as burly
thats why to get his proper curry and alcohol intake he has to turn up early

[LoftusRoadLad]

one of ya best yet !!

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well yeah

well yeah but where is the great man
ive looked everywhere i did the best i can
but hes disapeared
he was last seen dressed as a leprecorn with a ginger beard

[IsleworthRanger]

I am very touched Ted though hardly any curry passed my lips over the weekend!

[bushcelt1]

Good day at cardiff yesterday isleworth???? Any trouble???

[IsleworthRanger]

Good day at cardiff yesterday isleworth???? Any trouble???

Cracking day out with about 40 pf the 50 on the coach QPR

Had a stop off in Gloucester on the way which is not a town to write home about but managed to get a few beers in Cardiff

Bit of trouble before the game but the most I saw was between Derby and Portsmouth where the English fans coaches were parked by the Town Hall

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thank god

thank god our isle is ok
i was ever so worried today
he goes of on these coach tours hes loaded with dosh
im always worried he will get hit across the head with a cosh