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We stopped at Goole on the way to Hull yesterday and if there is anywhere in Britain where time has stook still for many years then it was there
All the locals wearing tracksuit bottoms with roll ups hanging out of their gobs and looking as misrable as sin
The pub we popped in which I think was the only pub in Goole and opposite the train station was advertising Jazz and Rachel as the regions best strippers appearing next Saturday with tickets only £8. For that price up there I bet the locals think they will end up with an all night threesome
Both the Landlord and his wife both had two black eyes (honestly) and the only one behind the ramp who looked even half normal was a sexy little blondie who has agreed to jump on the coach when we stop off again on the way to Scunthorpe
All the locals wearing tracksuit bottoms with roll ups hanging out of their gobs and looking as misrable as sin
The pub we popped in which I think was the only pub in Goole and opposite the train station was advertising Jazz and Rachel as the regions best strippers appearing next Saturday with tickets only £8. For that price up there I bet the locals think they will end up with an all night threesome
Both the Landlord and his wife both had two black eyes (honestly) and the only one behind the ramp who looked even half normal was a sexy little blondie who has agreed to jump on the coach when we stop off again on the way to Scunthorpe
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