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  • Clive report from LFW - regarding transfers

    Makes a lot of sense, and makes you wonder about the amount of cr*p that is posted on these messageboards.

    Signings will come, I'm sure - most of us, including myself, really have no idea what is involved in signing players and how long the process can take.




    One thing the internet has provided is power to us online nobodies – power that is regularly abused. I had a walk up to Loftus Road on Thursday and saw Wayne Routledge outside, all shiny teeth and boasting a certificate from his just passed medical. “Is it true?” I gasped. “Yes,” he cried, “and I’ve never been happier. Innit.”


    There, see how easy that was? Complete ******** every single word of it. Well, not quite every single word - I did go to Loftus Road on Thursday to try and get hold of a Bristol City programme but they’d sold out. Still, it got me out of the house.


    The internet has provided a platform for me, you, escaped mental patients, anybody really to put fingers to keyboard and say whatever they like. No journalistic training, no knowledge of the PCC code or libel laws, no real incentive to tell the truth at all really – all you need is a keyboard and a broadband connection and away you go. I can say I saw Wayne Routledge outside Loftus Road and by Sunday people in the pubs around Shepherds Bush may well tell their mates that that pillock on LoftforWords says he saw Routledge outside the ground and quickly the story will spread. It would be a work of fiction, designed to attract readers to my website, but there’s no double source quality control online. Any chump can make anything up and post it for billions of people to see with no comeback whatsoever. When it comes to signings people want to believe they’re happening, so it’s really easy to get an army of followers hanging on your every slightly exaggerated (or completely made up) word if that’s what floats your boat, gets you hits or pays your bills.


    It may seem strange for me to say it – having spent five years doing this site and working in a profession where it’s all about being first with the big news – but as one “Routledge 100 per cent done deal” post after another was inevitably followed by “few issues to sort out with Routledge” I sort of harked back to the days when signings would pop up quite unexpectedly on the club’s website, or even further back the morning papers, and you never even knew we were interested in them.


    Simpler times. Still, Routledge and others will probably sign today rendering my preview dated and starting the usual sad ####athon about who called it first.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Raj View Post
    Makes a lot of sense, and makes you wonder about the amount of cr*p that is posted on these messageboards.

    Signings will come, I'm sure - most of us, including myself, really have no idea what is involved in signing players and how long the process can take.




    One thing the internet has provided is power to us online nobodies – power that is regularly abused. I had a walk up to Loftus Road on Thursday and saw Wayne Routledge outside, all shiny teeth and boasting a certificate from his just passed medical. “Is it true?” I gasped. “Yes,” he cried, “and I’ve never been happier. Innit.”


    There, see how easy that was? Complete ******** every single word of it. Well, not quite every single word - I did go to Loftus Road on Thursday to try and get hold of a Bristol City programme but they’d sold out. Still, it got me out of the house.


    The internet has provided a platform for me, you, escaped mental patients, anybody really to put fingers to keyboard and say whatever they like. No journalistic training, no knowledge of the PCC code or libel laws, no real incentive to tell the truth at all really – all you need is a keyboard and a broadband connection and away you go. I can say I saw Wayne Routledge outside Loftus Road and by Sunday people in the pubs around Shepherds Bush may well tell their mates that that pillock on LoftforWords says he saw Routledge outside the ground and quickly the story will spread. It would be a work of fiction, designed to attract readers to my website, but there’s no double source quality control online. Any chump can make anything up and post it for billions of people to see with no comeback whatsoever. When it comes to signings people want to believe they’re happening, so it’s really easy to get an army of followers hanging on your every slightly exaggerated (or completely made up) word if that’s what floats your boat, gets you hits or pays your bills.


    It may seem strange for me to say it – having spent five years doing this site and working in a profession where it’s all about being first with the big news – but as one “Routledge 100 per cent done deal” post after another was inevitably followed by “few issues to sort out with Routledge” I sort of harked back to the days when signings would pop up quite unexpectedly on the club’s website, or even further back the morning papers, and you never even knew we were interested in them.


    Simpler times. Still, Routledge and others will probably sign today rendering my preview dated and starting the usual sad ####athon about who called it first.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Raj View Post
      Makes a lot of sense, and makes you wonder about the amount of cr*p that is posted on these messageboards.

      Signings will come, I'm sure - most of us, including myself, really have no idea what is involved in signing players and how long the process can take.




      One thing the internet has provided is power to us online nobodies – power that is regularly abused. I had a walk up to Loftus Road on Thursday and saw Wayne Routledge outside, all shiny teeth and boasting a certificate from his just passed medical. “Is it true?” I gasped. “Yes,” he cried, “and I’ve never been happier. Innit.”


      There, see how easy that was? Complete ******** every single word of it. Well, not quite every single word - I did go to Loftus Road on Thursday to try and get hold of a Bristol City programme but they’d sold out. Still, it got me out of the house.


      The internet has provided a platform for me, you, escaped mental patients, anybody really to put fingers to keyboard and say whatever they like. No journalistic training, no knowledge of the PCC code or libel laws, no real incentive to tell the truth at all really – all you need is a keyboard and a broadband connection and away you go. I can say I saw Wayne Routledge outside Loftus Road and by Sunday people in the pubs around Shepherds Bush may well tell their mates that that pillock on LoftforWords says he saw Routledge outside the ground and quickly the story will spread. It would be a work of fiction, designed to attract readers to my website, but there’s no double source quality control online. Any chump can make anything up and post it for billions of people to see with no comeback whatsoever. When it comes to signings people want to believe they’re happening, so it’s really easy to get an army of followers hanging on your every slightly exaggerated (or completely made up) word if that’s what floats your boat, gets you hits or pays your bills.


      It may seem strange for me to say it – having spent five years doing this site and working in a profession where it’s all about being first with the big news – but as one “Routledge 100 per cent done deal” post after another was inevitably followed by “few issues to sort out with Routledge” I sort of harked back to the days when signings would pop up quite unexpectedly on the club’s website, or even further back the morning papers, and you never even knew we were interested in them.


      Simpler times. Still, Routledge and others will probably sign today rendering my preview dated and starting the usual sad ####athon about who called it first.
      As usual Clive hits the spot. Quality!

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      • #4
        Very true.

        Is it me, or are there a few hidden digs in there?

        Your mum would love me...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by BennyBoyRs View Post
          Very true.

          Is it me, or are there a few hidden digs in there?

          Its not you. And they aren't all that hidden

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Raj View Post
            Makes a lot of sense, and makes you wonder about the amount of cr*p that is posted on these messageboards.

            Signings will come, I'm sure - most of us, including myself, really have no idea what is involved in signing players and how long the process can take.




            One thing the internet has provided is power to us online nobodies – power that is regularly abused. I had a walk up to Loftus Road on Thursday and saw Wayne Routledge outside, all shiny teeth and boasting a certificate from his just passed medical. “Is it true?” I gasped. “Yes,” he cried, “and I’ve never been happier. Innit.”


            There, see how easy that was? Complete ******** every single word of it. Well, not quite every single word - I did go to Loftus Road on Thursday to try and get hold of a Bristol City programme but they’d sold out. Still, it got me out of the house.


            The internet has provided a platform for me, you, escaped mental patients, anybody really to put fingers to keyboard and say whatever they like. No journalistic training, no knowledge of the PCC code or libel laws, no real incentive to tell the truth at all really – all you need is a keyboard and a broadband connection and away you go. I can say I saw Wayne Routledge outside Loftus Road and by Sunday people in the pubs around Shepherds Bush may well tell their mates that that pillock on LoftforWords says he saw Routledge outside the ground and quickly the story will spread. It would be a work of fiction, designed to attract readers to my website, but there’s no double source quality control online. Any chump can make anything up and post it for billions of people to see with no comeback whatsoever. When it comes to signings people want to believe they’re happening, so it’s really easy to get an army of followers hanging on your every slightly exaggerated (or completely made up) word if that’s what floats your boat, gets you hits or pays your bills.


            It may seem strange for me to say it – having spent five years doing this site and working in a profession where it’s all about being first with the big news – but as one “Routledge 100 per cent done deal” post after another was inevitably followed by “few issues to sort out with Routledge” I sort of harked back to the days when signings would pop up quite unexpectedly on the club’s website, or even further back the morning papers, and you never even knew we were interested in them.


            Simpler times. Still, Routledge and others will probably sign today rendering my preview dated and starting the usual sad ####athon about who called it first.
            quote of the year !!!
            Dyslexic so please don't feel the need to correct my spelling mistakes as I really don't give a **** and before you say use spell checker if it is spelt right / wright but not in context spell check is useless

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            • #7
              excellent

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              • #8
                Originally posted by BennyBoyRs View Post
                Very true.

                Is it me, or are there a few hidden digs in there?

                Benny - you should 'ave gone to Specsavers mate - they are not exactly hidden digs unless you got the wrong bins on.
                Clive is as subtle as ever :pleasantsuprise:
                #standuptocancer
                #inyourfacecancer

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                • #9
                  on offy later today then

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                  • #10
                    The guy is disilussioned if he thinks, we benefit from hits on this site.

                    As for being first, like any fan who gets news they post it up. Doesn't matter to me if its first or last, but these kind of people want it both ways. All about opinions.

                    If Routledge signs today (which looks likely), then I am some kind of puppet, if he doesn't (which is not likely) then we are Fantasy island.

                    Easy to throw the first stone, but the orginal Routledge story was something I posted up via a friend who went to Burnley and if that friend was someone who posted on Loftforwords it would not have been deleted, if he had decided to phone Northern R for example.

                    Easy to have a pop at a popular messageboard and maybe he should concentrate on his site before posting innuendos about others.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bluehoop View Post
                      Benny - you should 'ave gone to Specsavers mate - they are not exactly hidden digs unless you got the wrong bins on.
                      Clive is as subtle as ever :pleasantsuprise:
                      I know...I wasn't exactly being honest there

                      Although, before the final two paragraphs, I couldn't help feeling that whilst Clive was talking about himself, he didn't really mean 'himself'

                      Great banter though.
                      Last edited by BennyBoyRs; 21-01-2011, 02:17 PM.
                      Your mum would love me...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Raj View Post
                        Makes a lot of sense, and makes you wonder about the amount of cr*p that is posted on these messageboards.

                        Signings will come, I'm sure - most of us, including myself, really have no idea what is involved in signing players and how long the process can take.




                        One thing the internet has provided is power to us online nobodies – power that is regularly abused. I had a walk up to Loftus Road on Thursday and saw Wayne Routledge outside, all shiny teeth and boasting a certificate from his just passed medical. “Is it true?” I gasped. “Yes,” he cried, “and I’ve never been happier. Innit.”


                        There, see how easy that was? Complete ******** every single word of it. Well, not quite every single word - I did go to Loftus Road on Thursday to try and get hold of a Bristol City programme but they’d sold out. Still, it got me out of the house.


                        The internet has provided a platform for me, you, escaped mental patients, anybody really to put fingers to keyboard and say whatever they like. No journalistic training, no knowledge of the PCC code or libel laws, no real incentive to tell the truth at all really – all you need is a keyboard and a broadband connection and away you go. I can say I saw Wayne Routledge outside Loftus Road and by Sunday people in the pubs around Shepherds Bush may well tell their mates that that pillock on LoftforWords says he saw Routledge outside the ground and quickly the story will spread. It would be a work of fiction, designed to attract readers to my website, but there’s no double source quality control online. Any chump can make anything up and post it for billions of people to see with no comeback whatsoever. When it comes to signings people want to believe they’re happening, so it’s really easy to get an army of followers hanging on your every slightly exaggerated (or completely made up) word if that’s what floats your boat, gets you hits or pays your bills.


                        It may seem strange for me to say it – having spent five years doing this site and working in a profession where it’s all about being first with the big news – but as one “Routledge 100 per cent done deal” post after another was inevitably followed by “few issues to sort out with Routledge” I sort of harked back to the days when signings would pop up quite unexpectedly on the club’s website, or even further back the morning papers, and you never even knew we were interested in them.


                        Simpler times. Still, Routledge and others will probably sign today rendering my preview dated and starting the usual sad ####athon about who called it first.
                        mmm..patronising and snobby

                        of course i do understand as a 'professional' clive makes the above comments based on the undeniable truth no trained professional journo has ever just made sh1t up or written an untruth



                        snotty tw@t
                        I don't care about morals 'cause the world's insane and we're all to blame anyway

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by qblockpete View Post
                          The guy is disilussioned if he thinks, we benefit from hits on this site.

                          As for being first, like any fan who gets news they post it up. Doesn't matter to me if its first or last, but these kind of people want it both ways. All about opinions.

                          If Routledge signs today (which looks likely), then I am some kind of puppet, if he doesn't (which is not likely) then we are Fantasy island.

                          Easy to throw the first stone, but the orginal Routledge story was something I posted up via a friend who went to Burnley and if that friend was someone who posted on Loftforwords it would not have been deleted, if he had decided to phone Northern R for example.

                          Easy to have a pop at a popular messageboard and maybe he should concentrate on his site before posting innuendos about others.
                          A fair reply.

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                          • #14
                            To me it comes across as a bit superior and self righteous.

                            Everyone is equal on a message forum, all are entitled to an opinion regardless of whether others think it's right or wrong. Speculating is part of the game.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BennyBoyRs View Post
                              I know...I wasn't exactly being honest there

                              Although, befor the final two paragraphs, I couldn't help feeling that whilst Clive was talking about himself, he didn't really mean 'himself'

                              Great banter though.
                              Don't worry - I did get your tint of sarcasm but felt like posting a cheeky dig (Friday Feeling and all that).

                              You are right about the banter though - top value as always from LFW
                              #standuptocancer
                              #inyourfacecancer

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