Bernie buys bolt-holes for his babes

[RussRanger]

My mate used to work in Thresher's. He always had a massive collection of wine. Don't think she would have been interested in him, somehow.

[vblockranger]

By the time ive finished with that blonde one her face would like like a decorators radio.

LOL

[stan_bowles]

What qualifications do you need to be a wine collector?

My recycling bin on collection day could fill an off license.More of a high strength lager and vodka collector.

[californiahoop]

By the time ive finished with that blonde one her face would like like a decorators radio.

Ill dude, f........ funny.

[qpr1882]

I think they take after their Mother, they are crackers eh!

Where did you get that picture of my girlfriend?

[RussRanger]

Where did you get that picture of my girlfriend?

Your dad.