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eeh haw eeh haw eeh haw
whose the winger who can not score
he cant trap the ball
and cant head, and if he trys to dribble he will fall
he came from the land of steel
come on admit it you made a terrible mistake neil
his name rhymes with lark
he can drive but cant park
oh dear oh dear oh dear
playing him against norwich was a mistake that was clear
please give us back high scoring martin rowlands hes brilliant
er this man clark would make a good plumber hes very resiliant
but putting this disgrace in a blue and white hooped shirt
it breaks our heart it really hurt
hje dosnt want to play for us
where as rowlands would throw himself under a bus
whose the winger who can not score
he cant trap the ball
and cant head, and if he trys to dribble he will fall
he came from the land of steel
come on admit it you made a terrible mistake neil
his name rhymes with lark
he can drive but cant park
oh dear oh dear oh dear
playing him against norwich was a mistake that was clear
please give us back high scoring martin rowlands hes brilliant
er this man clark would make a good plumber hes very resiliant
but putting this disgrace in a blue and white hooped shirt
it breaks our heart it really hurt
hje dosnt want to play for us
where as rowlands would throw himself under a bus