everyone knows how easy it is for akos to score goals,could he come into our midfield and stick a nice little 16 goals in the net,for the remainder of the season ,what do you guys think
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Whats this I hear you had a quickie with Swannie in the northolt arms toilets?
She's a married woman dext?I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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Sorry Dext and sorry Mrs Dext.
I was only fabricating this story and please don't read anything into this.
Keep up the quality Poems dext and i'll stop writing fiction best sellers
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I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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oh thanks we man
oh thanks we man,my mrs is terrifying,when i married her she was only 10 stone but now shes 25 stone and has grown a full beard,shes a millwall fan,and has over one hundred tattoos on her arms so please dont upset her,shes just bought a rack and is threatening to put me on the rack to extract more housekeep out of me,WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WE MAN,cant you explain to her how tough i am
last time i told her how tough i was she knocked me out
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