swannie

[qprted]

swannie ,how i love you how i love you
my dear old swannie
youve got me and factomondo , falling in love with you
we know it aint possible ,but your eyes are so blue
swannie how i love you how i love you
my dear old swannie
youve got a smile that lights up the sky
ive just ripped up my marriage certificate and i dont know why
swannie how i love you how i love you
my dear old swannie
your heart is made of gold.swannie and your hairs blonde,your maralyn munroe
please say your marry facto mondo,or else i dont know what to tell him i dont know
swannie how i love you how i love you.my dear old swannie
have a marvelous christmas,i really hope you do
but remember me and factomondo,we both love you
THIS IS TO THE TUNE OF THAT OLD SONG FROM THE 1940S ITS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES IM STARTING TO PUT MY POETRY TO SONGS NOW,DOES ANYONE LIKE THIS ONE OR IS IT YET ANOTHER ONE FOR THE SCRAP BIN

[swanleyhoop]

I'm luvvin' all this smooooooooth talk from you, Ted!!
Hope you get well soon from the flu.

No doubt the mods will move this to off topic at some point, but at least I've already seen it.

[hammer]

swannie ,how i love you how i love you
my dear old swannie
youve got me and factomondo , falling in love with you
we know it aint possible ,but your eyes are so blue
swannie how i love you how i love you
my dear old swannie
youve got a smile that lights up the sky
ive just ripped up my marriage certificate and i dont know why
swannie how i love you how i love you
my dear old swannie
your heart is made of gold.swannie and your hairs blonde,your maralyn munroe
please say your marry facto mondo,or else i dont know what to tell him i dont know
swannie how i love you how i love you.my dear old swannie
have a marvelous christmas,i really hope you do
but remember me and factomondo,we both love you
THIS IS TO THE TUNE OF THAT OLD SONG FROM THE 1940S ITS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES IM STARTING TO PUT MY POETRY TO SONGS NOW,DOES ANYONE LIKE THIS ONE OR IS IT YET ANOTHER ONE FOR THE SCRAP BIN

PMSL...

[qprted]

hammer me old mucker

hammer me old mucker,im trying to recover from flu so i can go to qpr ,im so bored im sending pms all over the place
but this flu bug is so bad sometimes i think im in a submarine and sometimes im an astranaut drifting around in space
but your lovely smiley face keeps me going hammer, you have a fantastic festive season
i send my love to you and all your family,i hope they all well,and ill catch you soon for a beer,i 'll think of some reason,

LOVE YOU HAMMER ,LOVE YOU GEEZER