Fantastic Story.......

[Funky]

Thanks Sean for sending me this

Mods can you move it a bit later I think many of the users of the site will find this very funny.......mainly Celtic fans


Posted on May 22, 2009 at 03:02:55 PM by penge

Rangers go to Dundee United this week where they look likely to win the
SPL. Dundee United could only give Rangers 5000 tickets and these were
sold out almost instantly. There were a lot of disappointed Rangers
fans. So......

A new poster signs up on a Rangers forum and makes a few non-descript
posts. No one pays him any real attention. He then starts a thread
saying;


Quote:

If you want tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee
United, read here...

Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5 thousand is long sold
out.

Tickets for the home end is the only solution.

But as we all know, if your not on Dundee United's official
club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for
the home end.

Here's what to do..

Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit
socks.

Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They might become suspicious.

Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your
payment your details will then be stored on thier system.

Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and
order your home tickets for the Rangers match and because of your sock
order, you will be on their system and you will get your match tickets.
It's perfect lads.

Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have
ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match
tickets. The poster was an Aberdeen fan

[Easy]

Quality - come on Celtic

[The Merry Ploughboy]

Classic

[Neo]

Brilliant....can we do that? ....oh hang on, there's always room available at LR.

Maybe we could afford a player if we sell enough socks.

;D

[crowlehoops]

ha ha

[qprsuttz]

thats pure class!
me old mans a aberdeen fan and cant stop laughing lol

[Cookiemonster17]

Quality

[reidy5557]

lol thats funny ****.

We joined the Oldham Supporters Club to get tickets for the away leg of the play off semi a few years ago.
Did anyone else get tickets that way?
too be fair to Oldham, their stewards couldn't give a **** and let us in the R's end.
Think there was only meant to be a couple thousand due to allocation but the R's end was ****ing crammed.
Good day out - Oldham was ****ing grim mind. Makes Dover look like Cannes.

[Gtleighsr3]

Im a member at Man U,get the old lottery email for every home game to try and get tickets.

[themodfather]

sock it to em !!

[winalotto]

That's pure genius, haven't laughed that much in a long time.