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WE KNOW DARRENS TALENT IS SOMETHING QUITE PRECOCOUS
BUT TO SAY HES A DEFENDER IS SOMETHING QUITE ATROCIOUS
HE CAN SCORE FROM THIRTY YARDS THIRTY TIMES A SEASON
THATS WHY WE SHOULD BUY HIM,CANT THINK OF ANY BETTER REASON

MARY POPPINS CAN POP OFF,AND JOIN THE PALACE
BUT WE ARE SIGNING DARREN FROM OUR GOLDEN CHALICE
OUR COFFERS ARE HEAVILY SWOLLEN BECAUSE OF UNCLE BERNIE
BUT HES BENDING OVER POOR OLD GIANNI PALADINI

GI GI SAID ,YES I WANT THIS JOB
BUT IM NOT THAT KIND OF GUY
BERNIE SAID WELL I NEVER KNEW
THATS THE REASON I DID BUY

BERNIES BOUGHT GI GI A BRAND NEW DRESS
AND HES APPEARED IN VARIOUS STATES OF UNDRESS
BUT LUCKILY IT ALL ENDS IN JOY
VICTORS TOLD BERNIE OFF NOW HES BEING A GOOD BOY

HEY IM OFF MY HEAD AGAIN
THATS TEN PINTS OF SPECKLED HEN
YOU SHOULDNT DRINK IN THE MORNING YOU KNOW
OR OFF THIS MESSAGE BOARD I WILL GO

the above is all to the tune of supercalerfragerlisticexpealadocous,and it just shows you what he brilliance of manager neil warnock can do to a normal human being,thank you neil for changing my life ,but i still love my victor and walk on by more than anyone