lucky boots

[qprted]

this is indeed a strange story but it is true,i visited the training pitch in harlington,i rescued a pair of old boots from a skip,and i asked some groundsmen if i could keep them,in front of them i swore a magic spell,
that we would break our record of unbeaten games so that much has come true but also i swore that we would win the fa cup,so if this happens im never going to part with these boots,but does anyone know how i can trace these boots owners they only have a number,and they are size seven,the groundsmen said they could have belonged to an apprentice
but maybe they will lose there magic if i find out there owners,but what happens if we get into the semi finals of the cup then i must get these boots to neil warnock,ive still not been able to afford to go to qpr,but maybe thats part of the spell certainly im not going to go till we get beaten


COME ON YOU LUCKY RANGERS,LETS WIN THE FA CUP AS WELL AS THE TITLE

[loneranger]

i reckon they might be greggors hes probly got little trotters

[qprted]

no

well we could be winning the fa cup this season,if it does happen i will swear a lucky wish in harlington every season for the rest of my life

[nuffieldranger]

you really are a nutter

[qprted]

well

well said that man,ive always been a nutter
and after 14 pints of the magical speckled hen i talk with a stutter
but what if these magical boots help me win some money
then you all start drinking hen,and talking funny

[WeAreQPR12]

dexter u should have your own section mate. We could make it like a comedy club where us the audience throw words at you and then you have to make a poem from it. Ill start the word is 'Rain'

[BennyBoyRs]

Classic.

You do amuse me, Ted.

[qprted]

rain

rain rain rain
what a trerrible pain
first you blow dry your hair,then it goes curly again
if you slip over it leaves a nasty stain

but what if your bald
forget about all the names you get called
the rainwater lubricates
faster than your hair disintergrates

oh yes bobby charlton sweep over is a cracker
the rain works well,it acts like laquer
but i like rain it reminds me of romance
but will i pull a gorgeous young female,no not a chance

[WeAreQPR12]

quality dext take a bow

[rblockells]

how about another updated version of "cycle-hoop"???

[qprted]

lucky boots

lucky boots lucky boots do your job
make it 17 games,to make my heart throb
robin hooded fans from forest,are hoping for a win
but you can put that forest defence in the wastepaper bin