Transcript of Jim Magilton job interview

[QuarterPoundeR]

I know one of the secretaries at HQ. She has just passed this transcript to me of the job interview Flavio had with Jim Magilton.

FB: “WHOA YOUA ?”
JM: “JIM MAGILTON, MR BRIATORE. MAY I CALL YOU FLAVIO ?”
FB “NOA YA CAN’T !”
JM: “SORRY, MR BRIATORE”
FB: “DOA YA LIKE MY TRAINERS ? 120 NICKA IN THE CLUB SHOP. CHEAP EH ?”
JM: “VERY NICE MR BRIATORE. IS THAT GNOME AVAILABLE IN THE CLUB SHOP, ALSO ?”
FB: “NOA YA KNOB. THAT’S BERNIE !”
JM: “SORRY, MR BRIATORE”
FB: “SOA YOU WANT TO BE OUR MANAGER, EH. WHATA BIG CLUBS HAVA YOU MANAGED ?”
JM: “JUST IPSWICH TOWN, MR BRIATORE.”
FB: “JUSTA IPSWICH TOWN ? WHERA DIDA YA PARK THE TRACTOR !!!”
JM: “HO HO HO, MR BRIATORE. I WAS TOLD THAT YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR WAS LEGENDARY”
FB: “SOA WHATA DIDYA WINA WITH IPSWICH TOWN ?”
JM: “I WON 56 OF THE 148 GAMES THAT I MANAGED, MR BRIATORE”
FB: “NOA CUPS ? NOA PROMOTION ? ”
JM: “NO, MR BRIATORE ?”
FB: “SOA WHYA SHOULD I GIVA THE JOB TO YOU ?”
JM: “I’M HAPPY FOR YOU TO PICK THE TEAM, MR BRIATORE”
FB: “YOU’RE HIRED !!”

[Gtleighsr3]

Bet thats spot on how it went

[Del]

Quality....

[Youvebeenrangered]

I didnt laugh once while reading that....the whole situation upsets me tbh.

[themodfather]

do you think the interview lasted that long

more like
FB...WILL YOU DO WAHT YOU'RE TOLD, NO QUESTIONS FOR 500K A YEAR
JM...ANYTHING YOU SAY!

[Rich]

What amazes me is how stuped Briatore is. If he is going to pick the players etc and hire a fitness coach why would he need an actual coach anyway??

[pc1401]

Needs a front man to take the blame mate

[qprfan4ever]

[QPR1234]

JM: “VERY NICE MR BRIATORE. IS THAT GNOME AVAILABLE IN THE CLUB SHOP, ALSO ?”
FB: “NOA YA KNOB. THAT’S BERNIE !”
JM: “SORRY, MR BRIATORE”

made me laugh

[THE FLYING COW]

although

although put over as a joke its painfully close to the truth....i love flav but hes as mad a a box of frogs