Clarke Carlisle On Danny Baker Show

[RussRanger]

Comedy Gold.

Clarke was featured on "The Sausage Sandwich" quiz.

For those who don't know, it is a mini quiz where two contestants representing football teams get asked 3 questions about the irrelevant minutiae of a footballers life culminating in the question when (Player) has a sausage sandwich does he have it with red sauce, brown sauce or no sauce at all? The player then gets to answer the questions to determine a winner. The person with the most correct answers wins, obviously.

Anywayze. The first question - with no sense of irony - was...

Does Clarke Carlisle have a bar in in house? Does he have his drinks on display, perhaps on a shelf? Or does he have them hidden in a cupboard?

The answer? He keeps them hidden in the cupboards, Obviously.

Well, I say, "obviously", Keith Chegwin buried his in the garden.

[W6hoops]

Good to see Clarkey still going strong after his bad injury and his slow recovery from Alcoholism.

[Old Man Ranger]

I was listening to that too and felt uncomfortable - I was kinda hoping he would say .... "as a recovering alcoholic my family will not allow any in the house......................"

[RussRanger]

Indeed. And hiding the alcohol in his cupboards and not having it on public display certainly enhances his reputation as "The Country's Brainiest Footballer" too.

[LOOPYHOOP]

No he's drunk it all...........*hiccup*.........