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Fed up with silly predictions, I consulted Mystic Meg for informed guidance for our next manager.
She said it will be a male/female (Cherie Lunghi, anyone?) manager. Above two inches tall (Sorry Dennis) and between the ages of 18 and 118. They will have a footballing background and live in the "World area".
Don't knock it.
She once told me I would find cash in an old wardrobe. I looked in my dad's wardrobe and under his pyjamas was as a cd collection of Johnny Cash.
It could have been worse. It could have been my mum wearing Johnny Cash pyjamas in my dad's wardrobe.
Or my dad wearing Johnny Cash's pyjamas in my mum's wardrobe?
Or my mum wearing my dad's pyjamas in Johnny Cash's wardrobe?
Oh no, that really happened. Sorry Mum!
She said it will be a male/female (Cherie Lunghi, anyone?) manager. Above two inches tall (Sorry Dennis) and between the ages of 18 and 118. They will have a footballing background and live in the "World area".
Don't knock it.
She once told me I would find cash in an old wardrobe. I looked in my dad's wardrobe and under his pyjamas was as a cd collection of Johnny Cash.
It could have been worse. It could have been my mum wearing Johnny Cash pyjamas in my dad's wardrobe.
Or my dad wearing Johnny Cash's pyjamas in my mum's wardrobe?
Or my mum wearing my dad's pyjamas in Johnny Cash's wardrobe?
Oh no, that really happened. Sorry Mum!
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