Any R's Taking exams at the moment?

[ScottJones]

Tis the season and all that.

May be able to dish out some advice - believe it or not :boss:

[Alberti's Nose]

Yes I'm about to take my first one at 1, RE, i'm pretty pants at it tbh!

[ScottJones]

Yes I'm about to take my first one at 1, RE, i'm pretty pants at it tbh!

Easy.

OK remember what people think about bad people when they die.

So make sure you know the basics for Budhists, Christians, Hindus, Muslims, Jews and Sikhs.

Do the same for their importance of worship and for their opinions on war

job done...that'll get you a C at least.

next....

[Funky]

All you need to know to help you with your future.

Hope you enjoy.

http://www.smaartmags.com/

[THE FLYING COW]

yes

yes i m taking one on brain surgery i have in front of me a swede about the size of a human head
i was about to operate but im not sure where to make the first incission

[ScottJones]

yes i m taking one on brain surgery i have in front of me a swede about the size of a human head
i was about to operate but im not sure where to make the first incission

Cannot help on that one.

Right, got a B in Physics and an A in English Lit.

Any other last minute tips anyone wants?

[takeapartyourhead]

any good at electroacoustic composition? ive got 20 minutes of composition to do for final year uni, in for two weeks and the creativity well is running dry.

[Neil]

I just had to do a 5 part test for an agency,here is the 1st part.
I applied for a job from job centre.
I think this is ridiculous

Intek Questionnaire

PART 1
Instructions:
Answer the questions below by choosing one answer from the multi-choice given for each:


1) Which one of the five choices makes the best comparison?
LIVED is to DEVIL as 6323 is to:
A: 2336
B: 6232
C: 3236
D: 3326
E: 6332
2) Which one of these five is least like the other four
A: Horse
B: Kangaroo
C: Cow
D: Deer
E: Donkey
3) Which number should come next? 144 121 100 81 64 ?
A: 17
B: 19
C: 36
D: 49
E: 50
4) is to as is to ?
A:
B:
C:
D:
E:
5) If you rearrange the letters "NAMYERG," you would have the name of a (n):
A: Ocean
B: Country
C: State
D: City
E: Animal
6) The European Space Agency received three messages in a strange language from a distant planet. The scientists studied the messages and found that "Necor Buldon Slock" means "Danger Rocket Explosion" and "Edwan Mynor Necor" means "Danger Spaceship Fire" and "Buldon Gimilzor Gondor" means "Bad Gas Explosion". What does "Slock" mean?
A: Danger
B: Explosion
C: Nothing
D: Rocket
E: Gas
7) Ann is taller than Jill, and Kelly is shorter than Ann. Which of the following statements would be most accurate?
A: Kelly is taller than Jill
B: Kelly is shorter than Jill
C: Kelly is as tall as Jill
D: It'd impossible to tell
8) A boy is four years old and his sister is three times as old as he is. When the boy is 12 years old, how old will his sister be?
A: 16
B: 20
C: 24
D: 28
E: 32
9) Two girls caught 25 frogs. Lisa caught four times as many as Jen did. How many frogs did Jen catch?
A: 4
B: 5
C: 8
D: 10
E: 15
10) A car travelled 28 miles in 30 minutes. How many miles per hour was it travelling?
A: 28
B: 36
C: 56
D: 58
E: 62
11) Sue is both the 50th best and the 50th worst student at her school. How many students attend her school?
A: 50
B: 75
C: 99
D: 100
E: 101
12) Ten people can paint 60 houses in 120 days, so five people can paint 30 houses in:
A: 15
B: 30
C: 60
D: 120
E: 240
13) Which number should come next? 64, 16, 4, 1, ¼?
A: 1/16
B: 1/12
C: 1/8
D: 1/2
E: 1
14) A cynic is one who knows the price of everything and the ________ of nothing
A: Emotion
B: Value
C: Meaning
D: Colour
E: Quality
15) Two cars start off at the same point on a straight road facing opposite directions. Each car drives for six miles, takes a left turn, and drives for eight miles. How far apart are the two cars as the crow flies (i.e. in a straight line)?
A: 2 Miles
B: 11 Miles
C: 14 Miles
D: 20 Miles
E: 26 Miles
16) Which one of these five things is least like the other four?
A: Plum
B: Grape
C: Apricot
D: Peach
E: Cherry
17) True knowledge exists in knowing that you know ___________.
A: Everything
B: Nothing
C: The Truth
D: The Weather
E: The Meaning of Life
18) Which of the designs is least like the other four?
A:
B:
C:
D:
E:
19)
For the picture sequence above, find the picture below that follows logically ?
A:
B:
C:
D:
E:
20) is to as is to?
A:
B:
C:
D:
E:

[Bluehoop]

My god, exams are happily a thing of the dark distant past. Still if you are offering tips, do you have any for avoiding or fudging compulsory attendance at blooming continuing practice development seminars!! 20 odd years since I sat my final exams but still a minimum of 16 hours a year - what cheat codes do you have :shame:

[ScottJones]

any good at electroacoustic composition? ive got 20 minutes of composition to do for final year uni, in for two weeks and the creativity well is running dry.

just do a mash-up of other stuff and cheat.

or e-mail this bloke and he'll inspire you http://www.bearmccreary.com/blog/


oh and FAO Neil

They're not too hard but are utter utter BS - by the time you worked them out you could have applied for about 6 more jobs

[ScottJones]

My god, exams are happily a thing of the dark distant past. Still if you are offering tips, do you have any for avoiding or fudging compulsory attendance at blooming continuing practice development seminars!! 20 odd years since I sat my final exams but still a minimum of 16 hours a year - what cheat codes do you have :shame:

shag a consultant

next..

[danQPR]

Easy.

OK remember what people think about bad people when they die.

So make sure you know the basics for Budhists, Christians, Hindus, Muslims, Jews and Sikhs.

Do the same for their importance of worship and for their opinions on war

job done...that'll get you a C at least.

next....

What's easier is to write Atheist in big letters across the paper and the politically correct minded markers wont want to question your views.

[Bluehoop]

shag a consultant

next..

Did that, well not so much a consultant as the wife of a Partner in one of the big corporates :devil: Have to say it didn't work - I thought this was an advice line or are you rehearsing for an interview as new editor in chief on the Dear Deidre column

[ScottJones]

What's easier is to write Atheist in big letters across the paper and the politically correct minded markers wont want to question your views.

Don't think that'll work. :very_sad:

Did that, well not so much a consultant as the wife of a Partner in one of the big corporates :devil: Have to say it didn't work - I thought this was an advice line or are you rehearsing for an interview as new editor in chief on the Dear Deidre column

Hmmm, not sure what I can suggest then. I can loan you a gun for £200 to threaten someone if you like?

next...

[Magic Hat]

university 3rd year quantum mechanics exam tomorrow. A terrible night of cramming ahead for me. Cheat code please.