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    What is being said here

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  • #2
    " Im goin down the pub for a stella, You just make sure that dinner is on the table for when i get home, or else"...

    Im sorry in advance for anyone takeing offence to this JOKE. It is highly insensitive of me and in no way ment to promote violence towards women.
    Cant believe it, ive been PWOPER MUGGED ORF...

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    • #3
      You see this *points to head*, it will be on the end of your nose if you dont shut your mouth darling

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      • #4
        i want to go to QPR, they are the only ones with enough money to pay my bail "next time"

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        • #5
          Can I get into the ladies team?

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          • #6
            "We have not abused"

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            • #7
              'Gianni I have your brown paper bag'

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              • #8
                Hi Gianni,I'm out!
                I came here to chew gum and kick ass,and I'm all outta gum!

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                • #9
                  "yeah mate, im out. you got the stuff?"
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by qblockpete View Post
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                    Which dozey chairman can I dupe into taking me on now
                    I blew a lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. - The one and only Stanley Bowles

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by qblockpete View Post
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                      Don't worry ganni I'll come down and slap rowan vine up like I do my misses and he'll leave for nothing.......
                      "The New Era"

                      Been there, done that, got the Ledesma t-shirt!

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                      • #12
                        "Now I have done my stint playing Lucas in Eastenders, I can go back to Playing football"

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                        • #13
                          Yep, just on my way out of prison now. Yeah, got my phone, my watch, my money... No, no, never had a comb... Hang on, where's me bleedin' boxing gloves?

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                          • #14
                            Never mind the food mum, I don't think I'll be able to sit down for a week!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by qblockpete View Post
                              What is being said here


                              I told them it was a case of mistaken identity and yes they mistook me for a footballer.

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