Ambrose Saga finally at an end!

[Bigdave]

To be fair to PalaceDave he came accross ok but Jams was a total plank.
And now reading through his pre-season nonsense it just shows he knew #### all about football.
Prize ####ing p rick

[brightonr]

Just unearthed these little gems from our old retarded mate Jams1234.

Gotta give it to him though he was spot on wasn't he!!

Ric,

I'm deeply disappointed with you.

How on earth did you fail to comment on points 4 & 6 ?

[Scarlet pimple]

1. Speroni is confirmed to be staying
2. Clyne doesn't get owned by anyone
3. We're making those signings to save money. They're squad players. After all, signing the worst ageing players from a Championship club doesn't bode well for a title push, now does it?
4. Paddy McCarthy is one of the very best centre backs in the division. Obviously, you haven't seen him play very much.
5. Scannell and N'daiye were only in our starting 11 because our squad was so small, and had to work so hard. This season, they will largely be on the bench. Our squad hasn't gone backwards. We've cut our worst players (and given them to YOU ), kept all of our quality, and brought in some great prospects.
6. Alan Lee is a great striker.
7. Burley is a better manager than Warnock anyway. Even if he does manage to make a couple of decent signings (which I doubt, considering QPR has a reputation as a massive joke club), you'll still be playing the long ball hoof game.
8. I'd say that based on the current promise of your side, and the negativity on your boards compared to our optimism, and relishing of the new season; QPR are far more likely to be disappointed/relegated come the end of the season than we are.

All in all, our pre-season has been FAR, FAR greater than yours.

That could be directed at all QPR fans here, but is more personally towards the geezer earlier in the thread going on about Clyne being roasted by Agyemang, generally just posting like a deluded person.

Clyne has been inconsistant going from shoit to poor.
Paddy McCarthy has been up to now prob the worst cb in the championship.
Alan Lee was sold for peanuts, just shows how good he was.
Burley is a better manager than Warnock,.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahah ahahahaha

And we are going to face relegation........................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........................................hahahahah ahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

[alexferguson60]

Exclusive: Ambrose pledges his future to Crystal Palace

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Well after 2 months of speculation we can finally put this one to bed! AMBROSE IS AN EAGLE!!!

Dave, now you're here I thought I'd ask a few questions about your fans:

1) Is your name Dave, or is it Nigel like the rest of your fans?

2) Why the Crystal Palace gnome at Christmas?

3) What's the deal with the 'ultras' in the Homesdale end? And why can't the bloke at the front watch the ****ing game?

4) How did you feel with Heidar Helguson scored the last-second winner at your place?

[Shania]

They had a promising youngster in Saha. Where is he now??