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This is to certify that the club formerly known as the "FFS its only June" club (previously known as the "FFS its only May" club) is to change its name with immediate effect to the "FFS its only July" club. Furthermore, it reserves the right to change its name again to the "FFS its only August" club in a month's time, until next summer's transfer window when it shall revert to the "FFS its only May" club. The management hopes that this clears up any confusion.
Meanwhile, members will be asked to vote on a motion proposing Clint Hill as honorary life president. We shall also be raising funds to commission a bronze sculpture to be placed on SA Road in honour of Clarke, our star 20 goal a season striker. Patrick Agyman has agreed to turn up in his Bentley as special guest of honour at the official unveiling. We feel particularly touched that he should turn up at Loftus Rd and thank Mr Agyman for his generosity.
The articles of association together with membership rules are as follows:
1) Always stay positive as to cast any doubt on "the project" (whatever that may be) is treason.
2) Resort to cheap digs whenever possible at anyone who is not a member - including that vast mass of fans in the middle of the argument who are not particularly anti the board, Gianni or anyone else but are just a wee bit puzzled and are starting to ask questions about where any of this is going.
3) If we don't sign anyone decent then blame Warnock as this wd clearly be proof of his "lack of ambition" rather than anything so obvious as a lack of bunce.
4) At all times be grateful (think Oliver Twist asking for more porridge and you've got the idea).
5) Above all, remember our club motto: "boy, it is going to be an exciting close season for our fans...".
URRRRRRRRS.
Meanwhile, members will be asked to vote on a motion proposing Clint Hill as honorary life president. We shall also be raising funds to commission a bronze sculpture to be placed on SA Road in honour of Clarke, our star 20 goal a season striker. Patrick Agyman has agreed to turn up in his Bentley as special guest of honour at the official unveiling. We feel particularly touched that he should turn up at Loftus Rd and thank Mr Agyman for his generosity.
The articles of association together with membership rules are as follows:
1) Always stay positive as to cast any doubt on "the project" (whatever that may be) is treason.
2) Resort to cheap digs whenever possible at anyone who is not a member - including that vast mass of fans in the middle of the argument who are not particularly anti the board, Gianni or anyone else but are just a wee bit puzzled and are starting to ask questions about where any of this is going.
3) If we don't sign anyone decent then blame Warnock as this wd clearly be proof of his "lack of ambition" rather than anything so obvious as a lack of bunce.
4) At all times be grateful (think Oliver Twist asking for more porridge and you've got the idea).
5) Above all, remember our club motto: "boy, it is going to be an exciting close season for our fans...".
URRRRRRRRS.
love july me.....nice bird!!!
NPower Champions 2010/2011
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