scarlet or ambrose

[qprted]

if we cant get ambose,we can use the scarlet pimple,he is a legandary goalscorer,who can get 100 goals a season,on the racecourse pitch,hes much bigger than you think,hes enormous.................what do you say lads is it scarlet or ambrose

[stainrodisalegend]

I say its going to end in another smashed bidet...

[G.T.P]

guessing he might of spent to much time in the harvester/load of hay opposite to be prolific now tho.

[Scarlet pimple]

Mainly the Crown......:drunk:

[G.T.P]

ha ha ha , that was my local from 16 to 20 odd.
had many a knee trembler with wanton northolt birds in that graveyard opposite.

[qprted]

yes

yes i am also a crown drinker,but in the old days the load of hay was the place to be,but the scarlet is the greatest comic genius that northolt has ever produced.....................hes the dogs dangley bits,hes always laughing

[Scarlet pimple]

You do talk some old Bollix ...........Ted dear.

[qprted]

well

well sometimes it helps to talk bollix,scarlet me old mucker,especially when i found out we are not gettinmg ambrose or adel or simpson,and the 15 million war chest is only available if we sell connolly ,faulin,and just about all the other valuable players we currently own,in fact the 15 million pound war chest is designed to create maximum finance on season ticket sales.






im afraid the only war chest weve got is in monopoly money,so its back to kicking a ball around in islip manor park
but we dont care,we dont give a fark
come what may
well be there on opening day
lose or win
well sit there with a silly grin
and you know what,i wouldnt have it any other way
thats the way its always been,and thats the way it will allways stay

[Scarlet pimple]

war chest !!! more like a war handbag!!!!

[qprted]

oh

oh scarlet dear
you do make me feel queer
i dont know what the palace fans must think
when they see you all dressed in pink

[Factamondo]

oh what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day.....ive got this wonderful feeling......le fondre is coming our way!!!!

[qprted]

oh

oh what a beautful morning it would be if we signed le fondre



but we just aint that lucky ,how many years has it been since we have signed a goalscoring young striker,for some reason we can find good center halfs and midfield players,but the most important position of all we neglect


I JUST CANT UNDERSTAND IT ,FACTO,I JUST CANT UNDERSTAND IT

[Factamondo]

sir dex of the racecourse our board are so short sighted they make mr magoo's vision 20/20......its important not to have unrealistic aspirations again this season.....top half n fa cup 4th rnd will do for me!!

[qprted]

facto

facto if we dont go up this season,im taking a female hormone course and developing breats,then im going to marry,captain scarlet

[stainrodisalegend]

I'm sure you will make Capt Scarlet a very happy man...