Buzsacky as striker

[THE FLYING COW]

BUZZER BUZZER BUZZERwe want you to stay
but up front ,you must play
its no good effing about in midfield,trying to play the nice guy
get used to kicking people,up in the air,dont try to question why

wally warnock wants men that give blood,and dont care
not players who are only concerned about there clothes,and dying there hair
get nasty and put that ball in the net
all the niceties of life you must forget

against watford hit that elusive hatrick
break there hearts make them sick
then next season, you and jay will both score twenty
and will you get any chances ,yes youll get plenty

[alexferguson60]

Up front he's too slow,
In the centre of midfield he helps to make the pace of the game flow,
And when he gets the chance to strike then take a bet,
Because he'll **** it into the back of the net.

[Factamondo]

sir dex of the racecourse prey hear my words
we marched on sarf london to those palarse turds
120 strong we feared no foe
we made ourselves known but the eagles said 'no'
a great rangers day celebrated by all
after this wonderful victory this season we wont fall!!!

[THE FLYING COW]

yes

yes sir facto the swansea fans came for a day in the sun
met the northolt and they got done
better to have stayed at the valley and knitted some sheep wool
but theres one thing about taffy,he could never be called a fool