why go to the match if....

[qprsouth]

you are going to wear a big hat and blow a horn instead of watching the match......old mate has a new horn and spends 90 minutes goading away fans whilst obscuring the view of those behind him.......then hides his wears and mingles in with the crowd outside....

[qblockpete]

I find getting the horn blown as you get older, proves more difficult

[THE FLYING COW]

yes

yes hes a nuisence he starts a riot then disapears
there are many strange people mostly queers
but the phantom horn blower orderd a electronic flying pig
then complained that it was far to big

id like to stick that horn
wheres his heamoroids are born
but maybe that is being a little hard, not half
after all hes harmless,hes just trying to have a laugh

[Sharpy]

Pam aryes is S******g herself.