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From QPRdot.org poster....
1. Don't wear matching tracksuit top and bottoms. It makes you look like an embarrassing Dad. You're in Shepherds Bush now, we have a proud Mod history - don't base your look on Brian Glover in Kes. Get down Ladbroke Grove and get a decent suit.
2. Don't blame referees for every defeat. It is no coincidence your sides don't get any decisions. Lose graciously, we're used to it, we don't need you whining on when we're just not good enough. What goes around and all that.
3. Get the ball down and play. Jefferson, Marsh, Bowles, Currie, Wegerle, Ferdinand, Slade, Scully. We have a way of doing things here, negative, direct football won't win you any friends. Easy ball, easy life.
4. The Independent Column - lose it. At a provincial club like Crystal Palace it might be nice publicity for them to have their manager write a column about how funny it is when someone farts in training. We don't need it. It's a bit muggy.
5. Likewise, as you've done today, don't make comments about London. "It's not that bad a place after all - ha ha". We know. Its where we're from. It's also the centre of the Universe, particulary the bit from Ealing to Marble Arch.
6. Stop saying "This club needs stability". We know. It's annoying to hear you say that.
7. Don't say that QPR fans are "fantastic". We're not, at the moment. We're tired and bitter and flatulent. You've just said Palace fans are the greatest in the world, so you're obviously under the weather. Leave it at that.
8. Finally, don't dress this up. You've moved from a club that won't pay your petrol bill from Cornwall to London, to one that will. We understand that. Let's not pretend it's your life's ambition to walk the streets of Batman Close.
That'll do for now. I'm not particularly happy you're here, but as you are, all the best. I really hope you get to buy and sell whoever you want, pick who you want and drop who you want without interference.
Good luck old son.
2. Don't blame referees for every defeat. It is no coincidence your sides don't get any decisions. Lose graciously, we're used to it, we don't need you whining on when we're just not good enough. What goes around and all that.
3. Get the ball down and play. Jefferson, Marsh, Bowles, Currie, Wegerle, Ferdinand, Slade, Scully. We have a way of doing things here, negative, direct football won't win you any friends. Easy ball, easy life.
4. The Independent Column - lose it. At a provincial club like Crystal Palace it might be nice publicity for them to have their manager write a column about how funny it is when someone farts in training. We don't need it. It's a bit muggy.
5. Likewise, as you've done today, don't make comments about London. "It's not that bad a place after all - ha ha". We know. Its where we're from. It's also the centre of the Universe, particulary the bit from Ealing to Marble Arch.
6. Stop saying "This club needs stability". We know. It's annoying to hear you say that.
7. Don't say that QPR fans are "fantastic". We're not, at the moment. We're tired and bitter and flatulent. You've just said Palace fans are the greatest in the world, so you're obviously under the weather. Leave it at that.
8. Finally, don't dress this up. You've moved from a club that won't pay your petrol bill from Cornwall to London, to one that will. We understand that. Let's not pretend it's your life's ambition to walk the streets of Batman Close.
That'll do for now. I'm not particularly happy you're here, but as you are, all the best. I really hope you get to buy and sell whoever you want, pick who you want and drop who you want without interference.
Good luck old son.
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