Lumley!

[Abseits]

Blimey! 29-yr old Saints 4th choice keeper making his Premier League debut tonight.

[SheepRanger]

Didn't he once say he was good enough to play for England...?

[Abseits]

We've all said some daft things occasionally. Trouble with modern life and social media is there's an audit trail and permanent record that continually bites you on the bum...

[SheepRanger]

I was a Julian Dicks style LB but I eventually got to thinking that I was the best LB in the league. From that I was able to pass the ball rather than hack players down. I suppose every pro has to think they're God's Gift or they'd never make it.

[shaggy24]

Didn't he once say he was good enough to play for England...?

Yes but didn’t think Mary earps would come along