Wednesday's Caption..Competition

[qblockpete]

It had to be done

[MYU]

Gianni - Mick it's OK to get closer... hows that feel???

[coneysboots]

GP- My colostomy bag's burst, and flooded the pitch!

[Robsondinho]

GP: Mick can you get us in at Luton?

[BennyBoyRs]

Mick, we'll get the game called off so you don't have to emabarras yourself anymore. Stuart McCall will take the flack from now on.

[qblockpete]

Mick, why do we have a naked ginger streaker running across the pitch?

[bkirk]

When the sun shines,we'll shine together
told you i'll be here forever
said i'll always be your friend
took an oath,im gonna stick it out to the end

etc etc

[coneysboots]

Mick, why do we have a naked ginger streaker running across the pitch?

That's the biggest contribution Watson has made on the Loftus Road pitch!

[martyhoop]

gianni, hope your gonna put that umbrella back in the club shop before you leave mick.

[BigShark]

Mick- Do I really have to hold this brolly to increase sales

GP- yes mick the brolly sales have gone right down. just hold it up and smile

[pkloft]

It had to be done

Meeckey, you'a no win da next'a game and'a daere's anada brown'a envelope
for you'a, wadda you say.
(obviously not in shot)

[themodfather]

gp....mick, i assure you
we are in safe waters....

mick..i can see's that like, the pitch is like the english channel, mon

[Quaz]

GP...mick mate you think you are ugly....you want to see who is coming back to replace you...only a mothers love could love his face

[Billericay*icky]

Hopefully Gianni is saying "Unfortunately the club cannot afford two leaving presents Mick, so we'll have to share this one..."

[qprdel]

Trust me Mick, having an umbrella cant do any harm.Even Steve Mclaren used to have one.