Things You Would Never Hear At Loftus Road

[qpruleok]

we are top of the league say we are top of the league
you'll never beat Damion Stewart
tell me mam me mam i don't want no tea no tea we're going to wembley tell me mam me mam

[qprdel]

Yet another last minute winner for the Rs

[rtone]

i really enjoyed that burger, no queing and i have to say good value

[baille funk]

guess who i sat next to in the upper loft? only that flavio briatore!

[Youvebeenrangered]

"wow a nygarrd hat trick...!"

"did borrowdale score that"

"Ronaldo looks on form today"..

"I cant believe how loud it is in here"...

"NO Standing!!"...:confused:

[Mutley]

Does anyone need serving?

[baille funk]

would you like ice with that?

[qprdel]

I couldnt believe the amount of choise at the kiosk

[PaulM]

"Good header Agyemang"
"I'm just going to get a cuppa, back in five"

[qprdad]

Ramage judged that just right

Harsh...... but very witty!

[writtler]

Man of the match - Gary Borrowdale

[swede]

"What a pass by Taraabt!!" or "What a tackle by Buz"

[baille funk]

In today's F.A Cup sponsored by Pedigree Chum 4th round draw... number 23 Queens Park Rangers, will play....

[writtler]

Let's give a huge welcome to our newest signing scouted/negotiated and signed by our manager...

[Ianrose]

Wow season tickets for a fiver!