Pete, so of the original 5 you first mentioned

[Goddard]

they was doing alot of that on dot.org before they was all banished to the naughty boys corner

Scientists have been searching for The Secret to Eternal Youth for decades now, and I think you've just nailed it. Honestly!

I actually read that out loud, and sounded like a 12 year old.

[Hoopaman]

Wasn't one supposed to be already training with us?