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LOAN RANGER BEN WATSON - "LUCKY TO BE ALIVE"
News is coming in to QPR.con that combatative midfielder Ben Watson narrowly escaped serious injury this evening when involved in a sickening traffic incident whilst crossing the road. It is understood an electric milk-float towing an armoured plated lorry delivering his wages to his house ran him over in the West London area.
Watson said "It all happened so fast and just semed to be going on around me. I'm really shook up - I'm just thankful the milk float was going up a steep incline on the hill near my mansion or I would've stood no chance".
It's understood only the lightening quick reactions of club striker Pellicori prevented the player affectionately known as the "Ginger Whinger" from potentially losing a limb. Watson commented: "He got to the scene a lot quicker than me, but that's Pellicori all over - you can just tell in training he'd react in a situation far quicker than I would. Like I said - time stood still and everything just seemed to be going on around me; it was a really weird sensation, almost like being involved in a match".
SAD FAREWELL
The incident occurs after Watson's loan spell at infamous West London football circus, Queens park Rangers, draws to a close. The spell has been very succesful on a personal level for the on loan Wigan man who managed to be sent off twice while never really making a tackle for the W12 club. Watson managed to play in every game he was eligible for and not be subbed once despite woeful set piece delivery, terrible pass execution and picked up 20 large every week plus appearance bonus. The player said "The kit man loved me - never any need to wash the shirt and my socks never stank of sweat once. Don't forget I scored as well you know. It's such a shame it had to end like this, a sad farewell really as I really wanted one more game to show the clubs fans exactly what I thought of them".
SPORTING DIRECTOR - BIG LOSS TO THE CLUB
Senior Club Official and General Know-it-all Of Football, Gianininininini Paladinininininini was visibly shaken when informed of the incident - two plates of linguini he was walking to our table actually had to be replaced.
"Dis iza terrible newsa," Paladinininininini said, "I chase Benna Whatsagoingona hey shuttuppa your face all summer, now he go and dis 'appen". The club will now frantically search for a replacement player and it's believed Base Soccer are already scouring the planet to fill the void.
FIX SENSATION?
A club insider refused to comment when being pushed to reveal the identity of the milk float driver and shocking allegations that the driver may well have been instructed to swerve at Watson. "We know nothing" said the club insider. When pushed on the milk float incident he again stated the club didn't have a clue. Wether this realted to the current incident or the football busines at large our reporter could not be certain.
More follows...................
www.QPR.con is a website run by fans - for fans - to all fall out and post rubbish and rumours. All views on the website are complete fantasy and we should not be sued by anyone ever okay?
LOAN RANGER BEN WATSON - "LUCKY TO BE ALIVE"
News is coming in to QPR.con that combatative midfielder Ben Watson narrowly escaped serious injury this evening when involved in a sickening traffic incident whilst crossing the road. It is understood an electric milk-float towing an armoured plated lorry delivering his wages to his house ran him over in the West London area.
Watson said "It all happened so fast and just semed to be going on around me. I'm really shook up - I'm just thankful the milk float was going up a steep incline on the hill near my mansion or I would've stood no chance".
It's understood only the lightening quick reactions of club striker Pellicori prevented the player affectionately known as the "Ginger Whinger" from potentially losing a limb. Watson commented: "He got to the scene a lot quicker than me, but that's Pellicori all over - you can just tell in training he'd react in a situation far quicker than I would. Like I said - time stood still and everything just seemed to be going on around me; it was a really weird sensation, almost like being involved in a match".
SAD FAREWELL
The incident occurs after Watson's loan spell at infamous West London football circus, Queens park Rangers, draws to a close. The spell has been very succesful on a personal level for the on loan Wigan man who managed to be sent off twice while never really making a tackle for the W12 club. Watson managed to play in every game he was eligible for and not be subbed once despite woeful set piece delivery, terrible pass execution and picked up 20 large every week plus appearance bonus. The player said "The kit man loved me - never any need to wash the shirt and my socks never stank of sweat once. Don't forget I scored as well you know. It's such a shame it had to end like this, a sad farewell really as I really wanted one more game to show the clubs fans exactly what I thought of them".
SPORTING DIRECTOR - BIG LOSS TO THE CLUB
Senior Club Official and General Know-it-all Of Football, Gianininininini Paladinininininini was visibly shaken when informed of the incident - two plates of linguini he was walking to our table actually had to be replaced.
"Dis iza terrible newsa," Paladinininininini said, "I chase Benna Whatsagoingona hey shuttuppa your face all summer, now he go and dis 'appen". The club will now frantically search for a replacement player and it's believed Base Soccer are already scouring the planet to fill the void.
FIX SENSATION?
A club insider refused to comment when being pushed to reveal the identity of the milk float driver and shocking allegations that the driver may well have been instructed to swerve at Watson. "We know nothing" said the club insider. When pushed on the milk float incident he again stated the club didn't have a clue. Wether this realted to the current incident or the football busines at large our reporter could not be certain.
More follows...................
www.QPR.con is a website run by fans - for fans - to all fall out and post rubbish and rumours. All views on the website are complete fantasy and we should not be sued by anyone ever okay?
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