In the absence of a good rumour...

[sirpiechucker]

let's make one up!

One line each following on from the previous person's post. I'll start.

You'll never guess who I saw walking down South Africa Road...

[HammersmithR]

and getting on the team coach to Bath...............

[pc1401]

He was in deep conversation with Flav + Gianni

[Morris]

It was Adebayo Akinfenwa with a 4 and a half year contract in hand.

[sirpiechucker]

It was Adebayo Akinfenwa with a 4 and a half year contract in hand.

Now that wouldn't surprise me!

The contract was stolen from Adebayo hand by a man on a....

[Bluehoop]

It was Adebayo Akinfenwa with a 4 and a half year contract in hand.

He appeared to be high on crack and toting a machine gun, according to Prince

[Robsondinho]

Now that wouldn't surprise me!

The contract was stolen from Adebayo hand by a man on a....

Moped, he was wearing a barcelona team tracksuit............

[sirpiechucker]

Moped, he was wearing a barcelona team tracksuit............

with the intials TX stiched...

[dtig]

[QUOTE=w12chris;205233]Moped, he was wearing a barcelona team tracksuit............[/QUOTE]

when suddenly Flavio Briatore leapt out in front of him stark naked and said..

[pc1401]

You wanna play in goal??

[superstrech]

and he looked like jude the cat

[Gtleighsr3]

Where has my sex slave scott gone?

[IsleworthRanger]

and also asked if Report sent Gianni a Xmas card again this year

[vanhoop]

it was at this point that flav slapped it on the table

[swede]

it was at this point that flav slapped it on the table

to the tune of "Ainīt seen nothing yet"...