Funny Stories..Regarding QPR..

[roose]

Defo not the Brum game. That was the only home game I missed last season and I was there for Batman's appearence.

Think it was Charlton when batman turned up.

[W6hoops]

This was funny to me.
When we lost 6-0 to Arsenal in the 4th round FA Cup In 2001(3 OG`S WAS EMBARRASING REALLY), sitting in the Lower Loft some guy kept shouting out whenever Sylvain Wiltord kept touching the ball, "Sylvia is a womans name, Sylvia is a womans name" I`m sure he heard it a few times too, it was amusing for five minutes to say the least but after 25 minutes it became quite irritating, and eventually another irritated Rangers fan said after about the umpteenth time of him saying this stood up and said, "Look mate he`s French and his name is Prounounced SYLVAIN," (accent as well i might add). To which our freind replied
"In France he`s called Sylvain, but in Shepherds Bush he`s called Sylvia alright pal".
You had to see and hear it to really have found it funny, I guess the spontaneousness of it was the real humour!!

[alexferguson60]

Was on a conference call with the then-head of HBOS, Andy Hornby, who's a Bristol City fan.

Me: "Hey Andy, were you at Bristol the last day of the season, when it was between you and QPR to get promoted? And you guys won 2-0 and jumped on the pitch because you thought you got promoted, but then you found out that QPR had won 3-1 at Sheffield Wednesday?"

Andy: "Yeah, I was. How do you remember that? Are you a City fan?"

Me: "No mate, I was celebrating in the away end at Hillsborough with my fellow Queens Park Rangers fans".

Silence.

Made me laugh, anyway.

[alexferguson60]

Then, a couple of seasons ago, Charlton came to QPR and the whole away end started chanting at Alan Pardew: "Pardew, sort it out, Pardew Pardew sort it out". We joined in too.

That made me giggle

[W6hoops]

Singing to Reading Fans " You`re welsh and you know you are" always gets a smile!

[qprsuttz]

was batman the Charlton 2-1 win at home?

[themodfather]

qpr v soton circa 85
they had david armstrong...bald and getting stick from paddock
anyway ball goes off pitch and into paddock near me...ball bouncing around and i bend down to get ball and pop! it bounces off terrace step and into m face...cue armstrong laughing at me!!
i was so red faced, literally

[Gtleighsr3]

Watching gus cesaar play always made me laugh

[StansMoles]

this season at home to peterborough.
during a break in play. Tommy Williams having a drink next to the fans at the Ellerslie.
The Irish fan who calls out alot shouts to him.
"tommy - I like your Missus"
"oh. thanks very much" comes the reply.
"Any chance of a little nudie picture?"
fair play to Williams, he took it well.
"I'll get one signed"
he said .

[hammer]

Anyone remember when we went up to leeds 6-1 game and the coach broke down on the way up there at scratchwood.we all had to go up a steep grass verge and climb over the fence to get on the forecourt as i was climbing over i heard everyone laughing,it was old goochy(rip)had fell back into the schrubs/branches on the grass verge.i must have been the only person there who missed it.anyone there will tell you how funny it was!!

[qprsuttz]

this season at home to peterborough.
during a break in play. Tommy Williams having a drink next to the fans at the Ellerslie.
The Irish fan who calls out alot shouts to him.
"tommy - I like your Missus"
"oh. thanks very much" comes the reply.
"Any chance of a little nudie picture?"
fair play to Williams, he took it well.
"I'll get one signed"
he said .

haha quality

[Fawny]

I remember one year up at Derby, Shilton was in goal for them, it was Boxing Day I think and many R's wore Fancy Dress. Anyway, ball whistles past Shiltons post at our end, he turns to the crowd to get the ball, which is thrown back to him by a Gorilla! Shilton couldn't do anything but laugh.

Also there was a game at Villa, early 90's, there was a celebrity Penalty shoot out before the game. Representing Villa was Peter Withe (I think) anyway an ex Villa player. Representing QPR .................Henry fckin Kelly off "Going for Gold" :anger: Spindly legs, spindly penaltys.
Hmmmmm

[themodfather]

lsa coach, double decker to grimsby promo yr..won 1-0 legend sabin scored!!

anyway going into town, we are going round and round, so i pop up thru roof window and start calling out "workshy,lazy..you should've voted tory to save jobs" aka toryboy from harry enfield show
well the locals went mad, truly..a bus load was rocking the bus....we stopped at traffic and vic got off for directions or something and couldn't work out why people nearby are fuming..meanwhile "workshy, you are unemployed cos you are workshy...."

( i do not laugh at unemployment...it just worked at the time to upset them...this was when players were accused of roasting and reports where of a club in black and white...)

[ScottJones]

Lets all do the Seaman at HIghury just sprung to mind

[loftboy]

I remember one year up at Derby, Shilton was in goal for them, it was Boxing Day I think and many R's wore Fancy Dress. Anyway, ball whistles past Shiltons post at our end, he turns to the crowd to get the ball, which is thrown back to him by a Gorilla! Shilton couldn't do anything but laugh.

Also there was a game at Villa, early 90's, there was a celebrity Penalty shoot out before the game. Representing Villa was Peter Withe (I think) anyway an ex Villa player. Representing QPR .................Henry fckin Kelly off "Going for Gold" :anger: Spindly legs, spindly penaltys.
Hmmmmm

That was actually 23rd December,Shilton had been all over the back pages that week for hitting his mrs,i kept calling him a wife beater,he eventually threatened to hit me.