first league home match missed for years

[scottyboy007]

Looking at the title of the thread, I assumed it would be something interesting, like you'd met some hot bird who'd promised you a 3-some with her supermodel mate but they could only fit you in on Friday night. Or maybe that you'd mastered the art of Noetic Science and that you were going to win the Euromillions through the art of mind control and you'd be out on Friday blowing your £70m win. Or maybe that you'd broken a leg attempting the world downhill speed skiing record in the Swiss Alps last night.

Instead, we get this self pitying drivel, and I'll never get back the 20 seconds of my life wasted by reading it.

Like this poster I was thinking what a waste of 20 seconds.... but then I read this post.............. and I have to say it was well worth the 20 seconds wasted.... so funny.... i do love a bit of dry humour!!!

Pete - the award for the funniest post 2009 goes to Captain Clunge!