Not rocket science

[davieqpr]

So with some help from my fellow members:
Loftus Road to Major Holl,Loftus Road to Mayor Holl
Take your earplugs and put your flat cap on
Now's the time to play the fool.
Commencing kickoff Washingtons on.
Check Bidwell and may the fan's love be with you'

This is Loftus Road to Major Holl
You really made us pay
And the fans want to know which side you'll play
Now it's time to leave the dugout if you dare.

I'm stepping through the door and i'm floating in a most perculiar way
So out of my depth and the game looks so very different today.
Here am I sitting in the dugout, shouting at myself
And the Oppos' just scored two and I don't know what to do.
Can you hear us Holloway, can you hear us Holloway
Tho' i'm past one thousand pills I'm feeling very ill
And I think Mark Bircham knows which way to go.
Tell Jamie Mackie I love him very much
Can you make a sub Major Holl, Can you make a sub Major Holl Can you...
Here am I floating around the touchline
Loftus Road is blue and there's nothing I can do.

[Olly]

Brilliant

[Rangers77]

Golden Years (if only....)

352 352 w ank w ank w ank
352 352 w ank w ank w ank
Don't you know, Ol, you're taking us nowhere
Oh my God
Look at that set up, first half's begun
Team is s hit and the fans are done
Come wake up you m oron

There's Ollie, lost once more
Once we're begging you play f ucking 442

352 352 w ank w ank w ank
Come wake up you m oron
Come wake up you m oron
Come wake up you m oron......
Start playing 442.....

[Alanwycombe]

So with some help from my fellow members:
Loftus Road to Major Holl,Loftus Road to Mayor Holl
Take your earplugs and put your flat cap on
Now's the time to play the fool.
Commencing kickoff Washingtons on.
Check Bidwell and may the fan's love be with you'

This is Loftus Road to Major Holl
You really made us pay
And the fans want to know which side you'll play
Now it's time to leave the dugout if you dare.

I'm stepping through the door and i'm floating in a most perculiar way
So out of my depth and the game looks so very different today.
Here am I sitting in the dugout, shouting at myself
And the Oppos' just scored two and I don't know what to do.
Can you hear us Holloway, can you hear us Holloway
Tho' i'm past one thousand pills I'm feeling very ill
And I think Mark Bircham knows which way to go.
Tell Jamie Mackie I love him very much
Can you make a sub Major Holl, Can you make a sub Major Holl Can you...
Here am I floating around the touchline
Loftus Road is blue and there's nothing I can do.

Surpassed only by our repertoire of 'there's only one.......enter name of player here'.

[corbray]

that is utterly fantastic i wish i could upvote you davie

[Stanley]

that is utterly fantastic i wish i could upvote you davie

You can. There's a black star under each post for doing that.

[stanistheman]

So with some help from my fellow members:
Loftus Road to Major Holl,Loftus Road to Mayor Holl
Take your earplugs and put your flat cap on
Now's the time to play the fool.
Commencing kickoff Washingtons on.
Check Bidwell and may the fan's love be with you'

This is Loftus Road to Major Holl
You really made us pay
And the fans want to know which side you'll play
Now it's time to leave the dugout if you dare.

I'm stepping through the door and i'm floating in a most perculiar way
So out of my depth and the game looks so very different today.
Here am I sitting in the dugout, shouting at myself
And the Oppos' just scored two and I don't know what to do.
Can you hear us Holloway, can you hear us Holloway
Tho' i'm past one thousand pills I'm feeling very ill
And I think Mark Bircham knows which way to go.
Tell Jamie Mackie I love him very much
Can you make a sub Major Holl, Can you make a sub Major Holl Can you...
Here am I floating around the touchline
Loftus Road is blue and there's nothing I can do.

Thanks guys for making me laugh so much.

and here's my contribution for a follow up.

Do you remember a guy that's been here before
I've heard a rumor from Loftus Road
Oh no, don't say it's true

They got a message from the Ollie man
"I'm coming back, hope you're happy too
I've loved the club and fans, though I haven't got a clue
Still I don't know what to do
so I throw them in the bag and pick them out

[rodman]

One word. Clueless

two words is more fitting.

Second word begins with C rhymes with front.

[Rangers77]

Don't you wonder sometimes
Bout Ian Holloway?

3 5 f ucking 2
Is the b astard team for you
Which we watch lose
Lose lose

Wing backs played each game
No chance to win, drive us to booze
Lose lose

Ollie ought sit right down
Waiting for the gift of sense and vigour

Drifting into insanity
You're in over your head.....

Don't you wonder sometimes
Bout Ian Holloway?