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    Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne claims he used to touch Les Ferdinand's penis before England games

    The former Ibrox star was impressed by how well-endowed the striker was so asked him if he could have a hold.

    BYRECORD SPORT ONLINE
    11:08, 21 AUG 2017

    Paul Gascoigne has made a bizarre claim about Les Ferdinand (Image: Daily Record)
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    Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne has claimed he used to touch Les Ferdinand's penis before England games.

    Gazza made the bizarre claim saying he was so impressed by the size of the England striker that he asked if could have a "hold of the thing" and Ferdinand agreed.


    The former Tottenham midfielder told fans that it brought him good luck as he went out and played a blinder and got on the scoresheet - even though Ferdinand claims it is 'nonsense'.


    Rangers hero Paul Gascoigne’s return to health will be complete when he's playing in Gers shirt again

    Gascoigne, 50, was determined to follow up his impressive display and said it became a pre-match ritual playing for his country as he played alongside Ferdinand for the Three Lions between 1993 and 1998.

    Gazza, speaking at a charity event, said: "In the dressing room, Les Ferdinand, I swear down, when he took his clothes off, you should have seen the size of his f***ing ####
    “He made mine look small.

    “I went ‘Les, Les please, please let me have one f***ing hold of that thing’.


    “So he let me have a hold of it.

    “And I went out played a blinder and scored, right. I thought ‘f***ing brilliant’.

    “So the next game at Wembley, ‘Les get it out’.

    “And every time we played for England Les went ‘hurry up and get it over with Gazza'."

    Ferdinand laughed when he was asked about Gazza's claims and says it never happened.

    Ferdinand, speaking in The Sun, said: "That’s absolute nonsense. That never happened - I think he’s away with the fairies on that one."

    Gascoigne was speaking at event to raise money for the Jay Lennon Foundation that was set up in the name of his nephew who tragically passed away last year.

    Is this the strangest pre-match ritual ever?

  • #2
    Cheryl cole all day everyday I would use her p iss as wash water

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    • #3
      nothing would surprise me with gazza

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      • #4
        Originally posted by West Acton View Post
        Cheryl cole all day everyday I would use her p iss as wash water
        With you on that Westie , i`d use her tampax string as tooth floss
        Rangers,Scooters ,Tunes and Trainers

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        • #5
          Best Ollie grabs hold of it tomorrow and Saturday.

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          • #6
            Dani Behr looked well for it !
            Rangers,Scooters ,Tunes and Trainers

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            • #7
              Originally posted by vespa View Post
              Dani Behr looked well for it !
              was behind her in the GL queue early 90's , leftfield were having a russell in the old GLC building , she smelt lovely but was right up herself

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              • #8
                Rangers,Scooters ,Tunes and Trainers

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                • #9
                  mate ,if its good enough for Les ..................
                  Rangers,Scooters ,Tunes and Trainers

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 72bus View Post
                    was behind her in the GL queue early 90's , leftfield were having a russell in the old GLC building , she smelt lovely but was right up herself
                    Having a russell?

                    Crowe = go?

                    Brand = stand??

                    Jack Russell - Urban dictionary definition I won't link to here...


                    ???
                    Last edited by Hubble; 22-08-2017, 06:18 AM.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by vespa View Post
                      With you on that Westie , i`d use her tampax string as tooth floss
                      I would use it after you mate

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                      • #12
                        Good sort back in the day was Dani.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hubble View Post
                          Having a russell?

                          Crowe = go?

                          Brand = stand??

                          Jack Russell - Urban dictionary definition I won't link to here...


                          ???
                          Russell Harty = Party.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Kevin Mcleod View Post
                            Russell Harty = Party.
                            Blimey, Russell Harty! Cheers Kev.

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                            • #15
                              what the hell!

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