JJB's ITK Thread

[Will M]

The Korean Messi, Lee Seung-Woo?

[QPR1976]

I'm going with the '15:05 CX257 HONG KONG EXPECTED 15:00 Terminal three'

5 flight from Las Vegas !
Is it Elvis ?
All of them

[QPR1976]

Hold on, to be fair to JJB he told us About Caulker and although it took another week we did sign him!

And to balance that, after the Caulker tipoff, he also said his brother had been asked to pick up a player from Hertfordshire, nothing came of that. So at best JJB is 1/2
(Deeney ?) I'm assuming has gone very quiet, ever since HR said he hopes to tie it up this week !

[The Leveller]

The Korean Messi, Lee Seung-Woo?

Very unlikely a work permit being a major barrier. Does not qualify via EU residence so strike that one out.

[MYU]

5 flight from Las Vegas !
Is it Elvis ?
All of them

I said Hong Kong so it diverts everyone to that flight, leaving Elvis time to walk out and get into JJB's brother's car to HQ. We don't want anymore delays, anything to help speed things up!

[knocker]

What absolute Bol locks.

[Will M]

Very unlikely a work permit being a major barrier. Does not qualify via EU residence so strike that one out.

Wasn't serious, he's like 16 isn't he?

[Greg1882]

What absolute Bol locks.

Yep

[Ginger Ninja]

JJB on the wind up again...

[dogsrrs]

Jeez Vander varts wife is a tasty old sort I nearly caused a pile up on terminal 5 , 90 mins ago ogling at her

[jmelanie]

Under 30 and a forward.

It's Remy and your brother has been offered as a permanent chauffeur to persuade him to stay at the club.

[Mattyqpr]

Under 30 and a forward.

Benzema!

[Norths]

A?

This has to be one of the longest games of hangman on record

[RoryTheRanger]

Bit suspicious that the club just so happens to use the same driver for all our new signings and this driver just so happens to be related to a member of this site who has tried being "ITK" in previous transfer windows.....

The clubs media team read the fan sites, I'm fairly certain if they were using one driver and they knew he was leaking all this stuff, they would use someone else.

Plus the fact that during the Caulker saga he claimed his brother was driving Caulker about when Caulker himself was posting pictures of him stuck in traffic from the driver seat, therefore proving JJB wrong.

[Johnnykc]

A?

No.