Jokes about our players over the years?

[Kirill]

While we are yawning and waiting for the Blackburn match.
I don't mean primitive jokes, but proper funny stories.
Let's try and make a little anthology

[Jeems]

Daniel Tozser: 'Hey boss, I've just had a good idea for strengthening the team.'
JFH: `Good! When are you leaving?'

I'm here all day

[Hubble]

Daniel Tozser: 'Hey boss, I've just had a good idea for strengthening the team.'
JFH: `Good! When are you leaving?'

I'm here all day

lol


Shittu and Doudou walked into a bar...

[Rangers77]

Ned Zelic is as versatile as an egg.

[3London]

bob malcolm could turn on a sixpence